"Getting rid of you is gonna be a BLAST."
"My office, my newspaper: Wrecked! Jameson was right. YOU'RE FIRED!"
"Oh, no. No! He's done it to me again! I'll get even with you! I'll get even with you if it's the last thing I do!"
"I only handle the best."
"Back off! He belongs to us!"
"At least you don't have to worry about diapers anymore
Silvermane: I wouldn't be so sure about that."
"*after being attacked by the Green Goblin* What?? I thought Osborn gave me his best stuff??
Green Goblin: Osborn has a new friend, me!!!"
"You'll see us everywhere, even in your nightmares!"
"*after Carnage attacks War Machine* Who are you??
Carnage: Don't you recognize us?? We are your spawn, you gave birth to us in space!
Venom: Yesss we remember now.
Carnage: We call ourselves Carnage!
Spiderman: Carnage?! There's another symbiote??"
"caught in my web said tha spider to the fly
"Rhino you clown! You ripped my electro suit!"
"Where are you Spider-Man? Why do yo hide behind these silly tricks?"
"Coward am I?!"
"No I don't want escargot. I hate escargot! I want caviar."
"Mr.Jameson, your tuxedo is ready."
"Blasted monkey suits, I hate them."
"Can't I ever be rid of you?!"
"So all this time, Spider-Man was a robot?"
"Neanderthal, that wasn't the real Spider-Man, it was an obvious fake."
Mary Jane Watson:
"Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot."
"Spider-Man, can you pull us up or hold on?"
"(breath held abit & struggling) Maybe! Just... don't... make me... laugh..."
"Maybe, but can you keep me?"
"Power of lightning, strike again."
"Uhh...power of web shooters...get real...STICKY!"
"Back off! You pea-brained, un-coordianated absurdly dressed excuse for a man!"
"Who are you calling 'absoidly' dressed?!"