The King of Queens
Debut: January 01, 1998
Ended: January 01, 2007

Blue-collar couple Doug and Carrie Heffernan (Kevin James and Leah Remini) share their home in Queens, NY with Carrier's oddball dad, Arthur (Jerry Stiller). Burly Doug, who makes a living as a parcel deliveryman, often has to scheme to find time alone with Carrie, as Arthur can be quiet a handful -- so much so that they hired a dog-walker, Holly, to look after him. When he's not working, clashing with Arthur, or nesting with Carrie, Doug hangs with his advice-giving buddies Deacon (Victor Williams) and Spence (Patton Oswalt), as well as his cousin Danny (Gary Valentine).

Doug: "SHUTTIE!"
Doug: "I got pizza on myself and the car."
Doug: "When you find your self in the doughnut isle, and you will find your self in the doghnut isle, the fat free doughnuts...mmm...[puts in garbage]...this time get fat full"
Deacon: "oh, by the way if anything your my work wife"
Doug: "Oh, i'm just putting another packet of syrup on my strudle, happy now sad tomorrow"
Doug: "this candy store is closed (points to self)"
Doug: "He owns, a house?!!"
Carrie: "It has to be a place where I can flash my boobs...cause I will flash ma BOOBS!"
Arthur Spooner: "Fun size kit kats also forbidden!!!"
Doug: "You know, I've had Shut-it Stew before, and it sure as diddly didn't taste like that!!!"
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