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Frank:
"Men detest me, don't they?"
Radar:
"Oh, no, sir."
Frank:
"Come on, you can be honest. They hate me, don't they?"
Radar:
"Just your guts, sir."
Frank:
"Well, this is for their own good. They don't have to like me."
Radar:
"I'm sure they'll be happy to hear that, Major."
Frank:
"Don't stand here talking to me. Go to sleep!"
Radar:
"I can do both at the same time."
Frank (angered):
"Good night, Corporal."
Radar (scurrying off):
"Good night, uh, sir."
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