Maria:"(As she complaines to Oscar the Grouch) I could not calm her down. I have tried stories, I have tried lullabies, I tried different things, But Irvine keeps doing the same thing. She keeps throwing a giant-sized temper tantrum. I can't stand it anymore. I quit! I give up!"
Oscar:"Oh Relax, Sweetheart. There is only one way to calm a grouch baby down. Just watch. (To Grungetta) Oh, Grungetta!"
Oscar:"Hey, I just had rotten time with you!"
Grungetta:"Oh, Yeah?!? Well, I had a worst time with you!!!"
Oscar:"NO, YOU DID NOT!!!"
Grungetta:"DID TOO!!! (x Many times with Oscar until Irvine finally calms down)"
Oscar:"Well, Irvine has calmed herself down. You see, Grouch babies only calm themselves to the sound to the good loud argument."
Maria:"(To the viewers in frustration as the grouches argued to eachtoher) SESAME STREET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTERS C, AND F, AND BY THE NUMBER 8! SESAME STREET IS A PRODUCTION OF, THE CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP! AUDIOS!"