Quote O' Matic
Teacher:
"Spell "couch"."
Little girl:
"Couch. C-O-W..."
Billy Madison:
"No!"
Teacher:
"[to little girl] No, I'm sorry, that is incorrect
[to Billy]"
Teacher:
"Billy, if you spell this correctly you pass second grade."
Billy Madison:
"Couch. C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today?"
Teacher:
"No I'm not goin to the mall, keep spelling, mister."
Billy Madison:
"Couch. C-O-U-C-H!"
Teacher:
"That is correct!"
Billy Madison:
"I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!"
