Quote O' Matic
Charlie McCarthy:
"[wearing a mustache; growling] I'm a giant!"
Edgar Bergen:
"You are not. You're nothing of the kind."
Charlie McCarthy:
"Well, I'm a small giant."
Edgar Bergen:
"No, you're not!"
Charlie McCarthy:
"I'm, uh... I'm tougher than forty men!"
Edgar Bergen:
"You're not."
Charlie McCarthy:
"Well, er... twenty men."
Edgar Bergen:
"No."
Charlie McCarthy:
"No? Ten men?"
Edgar Bergen:
"Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Charlie? Why do you act like that?"
Charlie McCarthy:
"I don't know. I guess it's just a stage I'm going through."
Edgar Bergen:
"Well, take off that mustache. [pulls mustache off Charlie's face]"
Charlie McCarthy:
"Ow!"
Edgar Bergen:
"Now go over there and behave yourself!"
Charlie McCarthy:
"Yes, sir. Everything I do is wrong."
Added By: Clint_Olson
