Miss Teschmacher:"It's too good to be true. He's 6' 4"; has black hair; blue eyes; doesn't drink; doesn't smoke, and tells the truth."
"Lex: What has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?"
Lex Luthor:"Miss Teschmacher: some people can read 'War and Peace', and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story; Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe."