Release: December 13, 1979

When a Japanese submarine is spotted off the coast of California in the early days of America's involvement in World War II, chaos occurs among Californians of all stripes.

General Joseph W. Stilwell: "This isn't the state of California, it's a state of insanity."
Sergeant Frank Tree: "If there's one thing I can't stand seeing, it's Americans fighting Americans."
Wally Stephens: "I've learned a very important lesson today; I'll never shop east of Beverly Hills."
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: "Kid, you gotta get that sub."
Wally Stephens: "What sub?"
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: "The Jap sub."
Wally Stephens: "Where?"
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: "The ocean, lame-o."
Hollis P. Wood: "Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living shit out of you!"
Major General Joseph W. Stillwell: "Bombs! I don't hear any bombs! Now they're up there. They came all the way from Asia. Don't you think they'd bring a few bombs along?"
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