I Love You, Beth Cooper

Release: July 10, 2009

A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.

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Theatrical trailer.

This is a TV spot for the movie.

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Quotes

Rich: "I'm, like, the least notable person in this car. When we all die, I'll be referred to as "fifth student.""

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Rich: "You will never see her again. Nunca!"

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Rich: "Okay, I got an idea. I'm Robin Hood. You're Friar Tuck. We get your dad's camcorder and we do a shot-for-shot re-creation of their climactic sword fight... using our boners."

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Rich: "No, Denis! Denis, have you ever seen any of the Friday the 13ths? You run upstairs, you die!"

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Beth: "You see the thing is high school was great for me. Had a great, great ride... and now it's over. You? You're gonna go off and become a doctor and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are. But this? This is about it for me. Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be... ordinary."

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Beth: "Am I everything you've ever masturbated to?"

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