helen, garry and julie:
"helen: "HI GARRY!"
julie: "im moving out garry"
Helen: "SEE, you've upset your brother!
-helen, garry and julie"
nathan, susan and patty (who's 4):
"nathan: "patty, if you want to have an ordinary academic career and attend an ordinary university thats your perogitive, but i must say I think your selling yourself way short
susan: "patty you know we love you, can you just give your father that b
-nathan, susan and patty (who's 4)"
"can I be frank? that..is one messed up little dude
todd and julie:
"todd: "im not like you okay, I didnt get 13,000 on my S.A.T'S okay, IM STUPID OKAY!"
-todd and julie"
Gil (on children):
"lets have 5, lets have 6, LETS HAVE A DOZEN AND PRETEND THEIR DOUGHNUTS!
-Gil (on children)"
taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator):
"taylor: "mommy what was that?!"
karen: "it was...an...electric ear cleaner"
taylor: "sure was big!"
grandma: "it sure was!
-taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator)"
frank and gil:
"frank: "was it george or helen or susans wedding I got drunk at?"
gil: "it was all three dad, congratulations!
-frank and gil"
"hey nathan, patty a doctor yet?
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!
"Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.
"Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and you're pants are full of foam, Diarerra - "
"Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR?
"I happen to LIKE the roller coaster, okay? As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother is brilliant.