Release: December 15, 1989

The story of the Buckman family and friends, attempting to bring up their children. They suffer/enjoy all the events that occur: estranged relatives, the "black sheep" of the family, the eccentrics, the skeletons in the closet, and the rebellious teenagers.

helen, garry and julie: "helen: "HI GARRY!" garry: "hi" julie: "im moving out garry" garry: "bye" Helen: "SEE, you've upset your brother! -helen, garry and julie"
nathan, susan and patty (who's 4): "nathan: "patty, if you want to have an ordinary academic career and attend an ordinary university thats your perogitive, but i must say I think your selling yourself way short susan: "patty you know we love you, can you just give your father that b -nathan, susan and patty (who's 4)"
todd: "can I be frank? one messed up little dude -todd"
todd and julie: "todd: "im not like you okay, I didnt get 13,000 on my S.A.T'S okay, IM STUPID OKAY!" Julie: "OKAY! -todd and julie"
Gil (on children): "lets have 5, lets have 6, LETS HAVE A DOZEN AND PRETEND THEIR DOUGHNUTS! -Gil (on children)"
taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator): "taylor: "mommy what was that?!" karen: "it ear cleaner" taylor: "sure was big!" grandma: "it sure was! -taylor, karen and grandma (after the discovery of the vibrator)"
frank and gil: "frank: "was it george or helen or susans wedding I got drunk at?" gil: "it was all three dad, congratulations! -frank and gil"
gil: "hey nathan, patty a doctor yet? -gil"
Tod: "You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. -Tod"
Julie: "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree! -Julie"
Gil: "Women have choices, and men have responsibilities. -Gil"
Gil: "Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on lets sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and you're pants are full of foam, Diarerra - " -Gil"
Gil: "Yeah if she's so brilliant why is she sitting in our NEIGHBOR'S CAR? -Gil"
Karen: "I happen to LIKE the roller coaster, okay? As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother is brilliant. -Karen"
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