Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Release: July 19, 1991

Attention all righteous dudes and babes! Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are back and better than ever with a most triumphant sequel to Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure! Everything's excellent for everyone's favourite surf-speaking dudes. With their own apartment, a pair of bodacious princess babes and a spot on the upcoming battle of the bands, life couldn't be any better. But all that goes down the tubes when Bill and Ted's evil robot twins kill the San Dimas duo and then take over their lives.

Dead Bill: "Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups."
Dead Ted: "Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."
Ted: "You are a most excellent scientist, Station."
Bill: "Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!"
Bill: "You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!"
Narrator: "Once... They Made History. Now... They Are History. -Narrator"
Bill S. Preston, Esquire: "Ted, we're already dead, dude! -Bill S. Preston, Esquire"
Ted: "Bill, if I die, you can have all my Megadeth records. -Ted"
Bill S. Preston, Esquire: "You DICK, Bill! -Bill S. Preston, Esquire"
evil bill and ted: "69 dudes! -evil bill and ted"
Ted: "bill, I don't believe mindy divorced your dad.....and married mine! -Ted"
The Grim Reaper: "Best 5 out of 7 -The Grim Reaper"
The Grim Reaper: "Best 3 out of 5 -The Grim Reaper"
The Grim Reaper: "Best 2 out of 3 -The Grim Reaper"
Evil Ted: "I got a full-on robot chubby. -Evil Ted"
The Grim Reaper: "You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper. -The Grim Reaper"
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