Alpha and Omega
Release: September 17, 2010
Release: September 17, 2010

After park rangers capture and ship them halfway across the country, omega wolf Humphrey (Justin Long) and alpha wolf Kate (Hayden Panettiere) find themselves on a rocky road trip. Humphrey is all about fun, while Kate devotes herself to duty and discipline. Back home, rival wolves menace their pack, and only Kate and Humphrey can restore peace -- but first, they must survive each other.

Winston: "[in disgust] I hate cupcakes!"
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Humphrey: "We make a pretty good team."
Kate: "Yeah. We do."
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Humphrey: "The next girl that comes up the hill, outta my way 'cause she's mine."
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Tony: "It's the full moon, Winston."
Winston: "I can see that, Tony!"
Tony: "I didn't wanted to come to this."
Winston: "But here we are."
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Humphrey: "[about Garth] He's not a stud, it's like stud... uh, what's the word I'm looking for? A dud! That's it! Don't you think?"
Kate: "[Stifling a laugh] No, he's not a "dud." In fact, *Hum-phrey*, you'd be surprised to find out that he's..."
Humphrey: "Strong?"
Kate: "Strong, yes! He's *strong*!"
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Salty: "What the hell did we hit, man?"
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Humphrey: "Do I sound retarded to you?"
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Humphrey: "Damn it! I can't take it anymore!"
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Berry-Eating Wolves: "Stop the insanity! Go organic!"
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Winston: "What were you doing in Idaho?"
Kate: "We were taken by humans to another park."
Humphrey: "We were supposed to repopulate. [Eve pounces on Humphrey and attempts to murder him]"
Kate: "No, no, no, no! Mom! We didn't repopulate! Humphrey actually helped me get back home."
Eve: "[stops and releases Humphrey] Oh. What a nice boy."
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Garth: "[about Humphrey] Who's the coyote?"
Humphrey: ""Who's the coyote?"... Oh, i get it. That's good... Cuz i'm like..."
Kate: "[Interrupting] No one important. Lilly, why don't you take little coyote Humphrey and run along?"
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Paddy: "Well, i guess the birdie ruined your Birdie."
Marcel: "You mark it "birdie" because it would have gone in."
Paddy: "Technically, sir, it MIGHT have gone in."
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Humphrey: "Guys, honestly, caribou is overrated."
Kate: "Hmph."
Humphrey: "Now instead, keep an open mind, I just want you to keep an open mind here. We bring you, berries! [Wolves growl] Oh, heh heh, how about squirrels? [Wolves drool and the squirrels scream] Oh, bad joke, flying squirrels ha ha."
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Kate: "[Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river] Humphrey!"
Humphrey: "[Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate] Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan"
Kate: "I can see that"
Humphrey: "Kate, grab my tail."
Kate: "Grab your what?"
Humphrey: "Take those alpha jaws and grab... [Kate bites Humphrey tail] OW! my tail, my tail."
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Kate: "[from trailer] What's wrong with you? [Humphrey has his paws between his legs]"
Humphrey: "I have to go."
Kate: "Can't you hold it?"
Humphrey: "No! I can't."
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Eve: "Aww Kate, you look so beautiful. Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of your's, go for the throat and don't let go until the body stops shaking."
Kate: "[Looks around in shock]"
Winston: "[Clears throat] My little girl doesn't want to do this, she's not ready."
Kate: "Don't worry dad, I'm ready."
Winston: "[laughs]"
Kate: "Come on Lilly."
Lilly: "Ok, ok."
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Garth: "Lilly, i just wanted to thank you. Ya know, for showing me around this place."
Lilly: "You mean, you liked it?"
Garth: "Of course i liked hanging out with you. Hell, in fact, i don't remember having such a great time before. Especially with a girl."
Lilly: "[giggles shyly] Well, i'm glad you had fun, Garth."
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Kate: "Humphrey, i just wanted to tell you: these past couple of days, they've been... kinda... fun. You've been kinda... fun."
Humphrey: "[with a smile] Really?"
Kate: "Yeah, really."
Humphrey: "Well, that's... that's great. I told you, baby. We make a pretty good team."
Kate: "We definitely do. [she giggles]"
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Humphrey: "[after getting into a fight with another wolf] You mess with the girl again, and you're dead!"
Kate: "[surprised] Humphrey!"
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Kate: "I think it's about time you should learn how to hunt."
Humphrey: "You know i'm not a hunter, but i got some pretty cool moves."
Kate: "Oh really?"
Humphrey: "Yeah, really. [playfully tackles her] Ha ha! What did i tell ya?"
Kate: "To tell you the truth, i'm impressed."
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