Capitaine DuBois:
"Poor animals. You should have stayed in the wild. Now, you deal with ME!"
Alex:
"Stefano, you're a genius."
Stefano:
"No, I'm a not. I'm only average intelligence. Some even say slightly below."
Capitaine DuBois:
"Well played, Lion. Game on."
Vitaly:
"Absolut no outsiders! So wipe that Smirnoff your face and Popov."
King Julien:
"Sonya! I miss you, baby! I miss your stinky kisses!"
Skipper:
"Grab your luggage and drain your bladders, it's gonna be a long trip."
Marty:
"I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie."
King Julien:
"It is clear that I am just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on. When you look for where I am, I won't be there!"
Marty:
"Man, that is one ugly, mag-ugly lady! That is roach-killing ugly!"
Alex:
"Wait a minute, that's no lady, that's the King of Versailles; and that's not the King of Versailles, that's the chimps! And the chimps are smoke, and where there's smoke, there's fire, and by fire, I mean the penguins!"
Alex:
"The Colosseum, the original theater in the round, Marty. You know, my ancestors used to perform here."
Marty:
"No kiddin'?..."
Alex:
"Yeah. Every show had a captive audience. Apparently, they killed."
Melman:
"How are a zebra, a hippo, a lion and a giraffe going to walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?"
Marty:
"Ask the rabbi."
Marty:
"Da-da-dadadada-da-da, circus, da-da-dadadada-da-da, afro! Circus afro, circus afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot afro!"
Alex:
"...Really?"
Alex:
"What're you doing? Zebras can't drive, only penguins and people can drive!"
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