"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's 'really' hoping makes it happen.
I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from."
"Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood."
Rob & Mike:
"- Mmmm... see, that's the thing, is somehow they know not to come back until you really forget.
- There's the rub.
-Rob & Mike"
"There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party."
Trent & Sue:
"- You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
- Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
-Trent & Sue"
Mike & Sue:
"- Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
- I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.
-Mike & Sue"
Sue & Trent:
"- Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
-Sue & Trent"
"Man, f#@k "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!
"Our baby's all grown up.
"This place is dead anyways.
"What? Come guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a bitch we kept our 'rep' bro.
"So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?
"Vegas, baby. Vegas.
"Haven't you seen "Boyz 'N the Hood"? Now one of us is going to get shot."
Trent & Mike:
"So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl? The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?"
"Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.