Sonic:
"How could something so adorable be so terrible?"
Dr. Robotnik:
"Whatever this creature is, it's our job to secure it, neutralize it, uncover the source of its power."
Sonic:
"Did you see how much toilet paper I used? The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with."
Maddie:
"Blue alien hedgehogs are people too."
Sonic:
"(action freezes) So, here we are again. We've been through so much together! Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog! Wanna know how it ends? Yeah, me too!"
Sonic:
"Guess what, Eggman! I'm not leaving Earth! YOU are!"
Sonic:
" My favourite person is the Donut Lord, protector of this town and defender of all creatures big and small! Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady. She is super nice to animals and, strangely, was born without bones."
Sonic:
"What's a bucket list?"
Tom:
"It's a list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket."
Sonic:
"I've never kicked a bucket either!"
Sonic:
"I feel just like Vin Diesel! It's all about family, Tom."
Dr. Robotnik:
"And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now read at a 3rd grade level. Have you finished "Charlotte's Web" yet? Spoiler alert; she dies at the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. Ah, my babies. Whoo! Look what came out of my egg sac."
Sonic:
"I'm Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that's okay. I am living my best life on earth."
Dr. Robotnik:
"Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home... A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas!"
Dr. Robotnik:
"Let's go do some ROCK-conaissance!"
Sonic:
"This is MY power, and I'm not using it to run away any more! I'm using it to protect my friends!"
Sonic:
"I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own!"
Tails:
"If these readings are accurate, he's here. I've found him. I just hope I'm not too late."
Sonic:
"Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?"
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