Hospital Nurse (holding a newborn baby chimp that may be the Flintstones'):
"I'm sorry, but this baby belongs to the Hendersons.
(hands the baby over to its parents, a pair of adult chimps)"
"That's it! Where's my club Wilma?!"
"And you just try it, fatso!"
Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble:
"Fred: I'm only one man. Barney: Not from the back.
-Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble"
"Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?
"Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
Cashier Betty Rubble:
"'Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.' Really? What's that?' 'It's no damn good!'
-Cashier Betty Rubble"
"I hate to bush your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?
"Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us. Fred: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
"We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!
"'And that is more important to you than 30 years of friendship?' 'It is on a hot day.'
Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone:
"'Can I get you anything? Coffee?' 'Sure.' 'How would you like it?' 'In a cup?' 'Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!'
-Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone"
"Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
"F: Barney, quick, what's my name? B: Fred Flintstone! F: Don't toy with me, Barn.
Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone:
"'So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?' 'No, simply Your Highness will do.'
-Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone"
"Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Flagstone, and our daughter... uh... uh... isn't she beautiful? My family.
"You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
Joe Rockhead Hoagie:
"'Whatcha got today?' 'Lizard & Onions. Want half?' 'Sure!'
-Joe Rockhead Hoagie"
"Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiiiiii - '?
"YABBA DABBA DOO!