Family Guy: Blue Harvest
Release: September 23, 2007

In this hour long Family Guy special, Peter Griffin retells the story of 1977's 'Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope)' when the power goes out.

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Watto: "Any questions?"
John Bender: "Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
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Tom Tucker as Imperial Newscaster: "What's the weather like, Ollie?"
Ollie Williams as Imperial Meteorologist: "SPACE WEATHER!"
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Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi): "Get your fat space ass back here!"
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Ellen Griswold: "Clark, I don't like the look of this neighborhood."
Clark Griswold: "Come on, Ellen, it's important for the kids to witness the plight of the rebellion. Kids, you noticing all this plight? [X-Wing fighter near them gets destroyed] Roll 'em up!"
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Mouse Droid #1: "Holy shit!"
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Peter (Han Solo): "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon, and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie."
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Cleveland (R2-D2): "[Sees a hooded figure kneel before Luke and put a hand on his forehead] Who are you?"
Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi): "[Pulls back his hood to reveal Herbert the pedophile] One lucky son-of-a-bitch!"
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Peter (Han Solo): "Look - a lightsaber cheese knife!"
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Chris (Luke Skywalker): "So you got your reward and you're just leaving then?"
Peter (Han Solo): "Well you put it that way, I sound like a douche, but yeah."
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Quagmire (C-3PO): "Hey, thanks for the sex, early 90's printer."
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Stormtrooper #1: "What was that?"
Stormtrooper "RJ": "Probably just another drill. You know what happened during the last drill? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, but then we heard there was this drill, and she said there was no way."
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Lois (Princess Leia): "Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?"
Chris (Luke Skywalker): "Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch."
Lois (Princess Leia): "Wait, who are you?"
Chris (Luke Skywalker): "I'm Luke Skywalker. Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you."
Lois (Princess Leia): "Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
Chris (Luke Skywalker): "Yeah! Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?"
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Peter (Han Solo): "[Han has installed the couch in the Falcon's cockpit] See how much more comfortable we are shooting stuff!"
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Mouse Droid #1: "You ain't gonna believe what just I just seen."
Mouse Droid #2: "Tyra Banks?"
Mouse Droid #1: "See, now you've said something better, so my thing don't sound cool no more."
Mouse Droid #2: "Oh! Come on, what'd you see?"
Mouse Droid #1: "I don't remember. I just was thinking about Tyra Banks."
Mouse Droid #2: "Can you imagine?"
Mouse Droid #1: "Every night! Don't shake my hand."
Mouse Droid #2: "You ain't got no hand! You're a little truck."
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Stewie (Darth Vader): "My God, look at this mess! 'Hey, Darth Vader's gonna be here, shall we clean the place up?' 'No, It's okay. he won't mind.'"
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Chris (Luke Skywalker): "They're coming too fast!"
Peter (Han Solo): "A nickel for every time I had that problem."
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Peter (Han Solo): "We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose'em. [the Falcon starts listing lazily to the left]"
Chris (Luke Skywalker): "Uh, that was your maneuver? Moving slightly to the left?"
Peter (Han Solo): "Well, I mean we're not in the same place we were, huh? That ought to confuse'em."
Chris (Luke Skywalker): "Yeah, but you hardly did anything. You just started listing lazily to the left. I'm pretty sure they can keep up."
Imperial Officer #1: "Where did they go?"
Imperial Officer #2: "There they are! They're listing lazily to the left. Go left, left!"
Imperial Officer #1: "Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers."
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Imperial Officer #1: "Hold your fire. There's no life forms aboard."
Imperial Officer #2: "Hold your fire? What, are we paying by the laser now?"
Imperial Officer #1: "You don't do the budget, Terry. I do."
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Dr. Rumack: "[appears behind Han] I just want to tell you both, good luck! We're all counting on you."
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Cleveland (R2-D2): "You still got that bag I gave you?"
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