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WIlly Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Release: June 30, 1971

Charlie Bucket is an impoverished young paperboy that can't even afford any of the delicious candy in the window of the local sweet shop. One day, candy scientist Willy Wonka announces that, after years of stopped production, he is re-opening his world-famous chocolate factory to give a tour to five lucky children that find one of his golden tickets within a Wonka chocolate bar. Charlie winds up as the last of five kids who brings his grandpa George on the tour and shows up alongside the gluttonous Augustus Gloop, the gum chewing Violet Bauregard, the spoiled Veruca Salt, and the television-obsessed Mike Teavee. The group soon learns that Wonka is actually looking for an heir to his factory, and only a child with no bad personality traits to cause temptation can possibly hold the job.

Trailers

"Own It on Video [10/1]" 25thAnn spot w/ $2 Instant Savings from 'Twister' ...

.10/.15 "Saturday [12/3]" ABC Family Movie promos (week of 11/27/94)

"Own It on 4K Ultra HD and Digital 6/29" trailer (5/3/2021)

Originally posted on YouTube by RetroTVnstuff, This is an NBC intro from 19...

2000 Australian TV promo for WIN Television

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Mike: "Hey, Mom, we're on TV! Hi, everybody in Marble Falls! Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface! How do I look?"

Stanley Kael: "You guys are ready?"

Cameraman: "Yeah, You're on!"

Stanley Kael: "Well, this is it folks. This is the big day, the historic day on which Willy Wonka has promised to open his gates and shower gifts on the five lucky winners. From all over the globe, people have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike, waiting to catch a glimpse of that legendary magician Mr. Willy Wonka."

Sam Beauregarde: "Hi, friends. Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana, don't forget to visit Beauregarde's AutoMart."

Violet: "Cut it out, Dad; for heaven's sake, this is my show! Hi, Cornelia sweetie, I've still got it. And how's this for a stretch?"

Veruca: "I want to go in first before anybody else."

Mr. Salt: "Anything you say, sweetheart."

Mrs. Gloop: "(taking food away from Augustus) Save some room for later, Augustus liebling [darling]."

Charlie: "Grandpa?"

Grandpa Joe: "Hmm!"

Charlie: "I don't believe it. We did it; we're actually going in."

Grandpa Joe: "We're going to see the greatest of them all: Mr. Willy Wonka! [Clock strikes ten] [The front door opens, Wonka steps out and walks on the red carpet and does the somersault] [Everybody cheers]"

Wonka: "Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, my friends. Welcome to my chocolate factory. (to the ticket holders) Would you come forward please?"

Mr. Salt: "Veruca first! Get back, you! Come on, Veruca sweetheart! [Slugworth gives it a thumbs up]"

Charlie: "That's Slugworth! That's the one I've told you about!"

Wonka: "Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. I think you will. And now would you please show me your Golden Tickets."

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Mr. Salt: "Veruca, Sweetheart! I am not a magician!"

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Computer Operator: "Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets."

…: "[pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response] It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating." [pushes the buttons on the machine again] I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. [the machine prints out another response] He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?""

…: "[sighs, then pushes the buttons once again] I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate."

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Police: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis. Doesn't seem to be anything in his papers to give us a clue."

Mrs. Curtis: "They kidnapped my husband twelve hours ago. When are we going to hear from them? What do they want?"

Police: "Try to stay calm. They did it for ransom. All we can do is wait to hear their demands."

Mrs. Curtis: "I'll give them anything, anything they want! All I want is to have Harold back! (Telephone rings)"

Police: "(on phone) Hello? Go ahead, we're listening. Uh huh. Uh huh."

Mrs. Curtis: "What did they ask for? Whatever it is, they can have it."

Police: "They want your case of Wonka Bars! Mrs. Curtis, Did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of the Wonka bars?"

Mrs. Curtis: "(after a brief pause) How long will they give me to think it over?"

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Wonka: "Hold on tight everybody, Here it comes!"

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Man: "Run home Charlie! Run home as fast as you can!"

Oompa Loompas: "♪Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like saimese cat Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame You know exactly who to blame? Your mother and your father♪"

Scanmation: "[does the rhyming to the song in the chocolate golden egg drop shute]"

Wonka: "Charlie? My boy, YOU'VE WON! You did it! You did it! I knew you would, I just knew you would! Oh, Forgive me for putting you through this. Please forgive me. Come here, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, Meet my friend, Mr. Wilkinson."

Wilkinson: "It's a Pleasure."

Charlie: "It's Slugworth!"

Wonka: "No, no, no! That's not slugworth, He works for me."

Charlie: "For you?"

Wonka: "Why yes! I had to test you, Charlie. And you passed it. YOU WON!"

Grandpa Joe: "Won what?!?"

Wonka: "The Jackpot, My dear sir. It's the grand and glorious jackpot!"

Charlie: "You mean the year supply of chocolate?"

Wonka: "The year supply of the chocolate? Oh yes, The year supply of Chocolate. But that is just the beginning. We have so much time and so little to do, Wait a minute! Strike that, Reverse it! Thank you. This way, Please! We will take the Wonkavator! Step in, Charlie! Grandpa Joe, Sir! (As they enter the Wonkavator) This is the great glass Wonkavator!"

Grandpa Joe: "It's an elevator!"

Wonka: "It's a Wonkavator! Elevators can only go up and down, But a Wonkavator can sideways, backways, roundways,"

Charlie: "And squareways."

Wonka: "And anyways you go. Just press the key to go to any room in the factory. Press the key and "ZING!" You are there! By now I pushed all the keys in the factory. Except one. (points to the key that Wonka never pressed before). Go ahead, Charlie! Press it!"

Charlie: "Who me? (Presses the key) (Engine starts)"

Wonka: "Here we go. Not sure where we are going! Faster, Faster, If we don't get enough speed, We will never get the day through"

Granda Joe: "Through what?"

Wonka: "Up and Out!"

Charlie: "You mean it?"

Wonka: "I sure do!"

Grandpa Joe: "(terrified) But the roof is made out glass. It's gonna smash into pieces, and we will be cut to ribbons."

Wonka: "Probably! (In caution) Hold on tight, everybody! Here it comes! (Wonkavator crashes through the ceiling window, And nobody was cut to ribbons)"

Grandpa Joe: "WOW! YOU DID IT, MR. WONKA! CONGRATULATIONS!"

Willy Wonka: "There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing. Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing.So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing. For the rowers keep on rowing. And they're certainly not showing. Any signs that they are slowing!"

Willy Wonka: "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker"

Willy Wonka: "In springtime the only pretty ring time birds sing hey ding. A dinga ding sweet lovers love the spring."

Willy Wonka: "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"

Veruca: "But I want an Oompa Loompa now!!!"

Violet: "Can it, you nit!!!!!"

Oompa Loompas: "Oompa, Loompa. Oompa di di!"

Mrs. Gloop: "(after Agustus falls in Choco River) You must save him!Agustus can't swim!"

Wonka: "There no better time to learn."

Mrs. Gloop: "(after Agustus falls in Choco River) You must save him! Agustus can't swim!"

Willy Wonka: "There's no better time to learn."

Grandpa Joe: "What she wants is, a good kick in the pants."

Mrs. Gloop (Augusts' momma): "AUGUSTUS! SWEETHEART! Save some room for later!"

Willy Wonka: "Don't lose your head Augustus, we wouldn't want anyone to lose that...yet"

Veruca: "You're a rotten mean fater you never give me anything I want. And I won't go to school till I have it"

Locate The Duplicate Entry For WIlly Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Title	Date Added	Release Date
WIlly Wonka & the Chocolate Factory	06/10/2020	(1971)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory	05/17/2012	(2005)
Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory	04/24/2017	(2017)

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