South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Release: June 30, 1999
Release: June 30, 1999

After seeing ''Assess Of Fire'' starring foul-mouthed Canadians Terrance and Phillip, Eric Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny McCormick get in trouble at school for swearing in class, but the parents want the foul-mouthed comedians to be held accountable for poisoning the children of South Park, CO and America with their profanity which leads to a war between the United States and Canada.

Kyle's mom: "What the heck is a Rimjaw."
Cartman's mom: "That is where you put your legs behind your head and somebody licks your ass. *all the parents in the room look at Cartman's mom*"
Eric Cartman (from the film's teaser trailer): "I will do the German dance for you, it is fun, gay and tralala! I hope you will enjoy dance, ilapiyaiyay!"
Sheila: "Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?!"
Mr. MacKey: "Excuse me, bit What on the heck is Terrance and Phillip?"
Sheila: "Terrence and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada. Nothing but foul language and toliet humor!"
MacKey: "Well… I guess I'll have to a warning letter out to parents before more students see Terrence and Phillip!"
Stan and Kyle: "(Singing) Why did our mothers start this war? What the f*** are they fighting for? When did this song become a marathon?"
Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
The Mole: "Careful?Was my mother careful when she poked a clothes hanger in my heart while i was still in the womb? -The Mole"
Kyle: "Shut up, fat boy!"
Cartman: "Hey! Don't call me 'fat', you fucking Jew!"
Stan Kyle and Man: "Man:Did some one call my name? Stan:whothe F&%* are you? Man:oh im Brian denehy Kyle:No not brian denehy! Stan:So yeah get the F&%* outta here! Man:Okay -Stan Kyle and Man"
stan kyle and man: "Stan:What will brian boitano do if he was here today im sure he'll kick an ass or two cause thats what brian boitano do.... Man:did somebody call my name? Kyle:who the f**** are you? man:Im Brian denehy Stan -stan kyle and man"
cartman: "Cartman singing:On Monday shes a b&^*@ on Tuesday shes a b&^*@ on Wensday,Saturday shes a b&^*@, then on Sunday just to be different shes a super king kamehameha biatch! -cartman"
Cartman and Mr.Garrison: "Cartman:How about you suck my balls Mr.Garrison? Kids: (gasp) Mr.Garrison:What did you say? Cartman:Oh Oh im sorry [picks up a megaphone] Cartman:How about you suck my balls Mr. Garrison?! [Mr.Garrison in shock] Stan: Holy shit dude -Cartman and Mr.Garrison"
Mr. Garisson and Clyde: "*Mr. Garisson*: What's five times two?.... *Clyde*: Twelve? *Mr. Garisson*: OK now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. -Mr. Garisson and Clyde"
Cartman: "What? There just words!"
Anchorman: "It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him."
Kenny unhooded: "Goodbye, you guys. -Kenny unhooded"
Cartman: "Okay Kenny. Everyone knows you can't light a fart on fire!"
Mr. Garrison: "...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. -Mr. Garrison"
Satan: "How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"
Saddam Hussein: "Satan; Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
Cartman: "It has Warped my fragile little mind. -Cartman"
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