"What the heck is a Rimjaw."
"That is where you put your legs behind your head and somebody licks your ass.
*all the parents in the room look at Cartman's mom*"
Eric Cartman (from the film's teaser trailer):
"I will do the German dance for you, it is fun, gay and tralala! I hope you will enjoy dance, ilapiyaiyay!"
"Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?!"
"Excuse me, bit What on the heck is Terrance and Phillip?"
"Terrence and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada. Nothing but foul language and toliet humor!"
"Well… I guess I'll have to a warning letter out to parents before more students see Terrence and Phillip!"
Stan and Kyle:
"(Singing) Why did our mothers start this war? What the f*** are they fighting for? When did this song become a marathon?"
"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
"Careful?Was my mother careful when she poked a clothes hanger in my heart while i was still in the womb?
"Shut up, fat boy!"
"Hey! Don't call me 'fat', you fucking Jew!"
Stan Kyle and Man:
"Man:Did some one call my name?
Stan:whothe F&%* are you?
Man:oh im Brian denehy
Kyle:No not brian denehy!
Stan:So yeah get the F&%* outta here!
-Stan Kyle and Man"
stan kyle and man:
"Stan:What will brian boitano do if he was here today im sure he'll kick an ass or two cause thats what brian boitano do....
Man:did somebody call my name?
Kyle:who the f**** are you?
man:Im Brian denehy
-stan kyle and man"
"Cartman singing:On Monday shes a b&^*@ on Tuesday shes a b&^*@ on Wensday,Saturday shes a b&^*@, then on Sunday just to be different shes a super king kamehameha biatch!
Cartman and Mr.Garrison:
"Cartman:How about you suck my balls Mr.Garrison?
Mr.Garrison:What did you say?
Cartman:Oh Oh im sorry [picks up a megaphone]
Cartman:How about you suck my balls Mr. Garrison?!
[Mr.Garrison in shock]
Stan: Holy shit dude
-Cartman and Mr.Garrison"
Mr. Garisson and Clyde:
"*Mr. Garisson*: What's five times two?....
*Mr. Garisson*: OK now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
-Mr. Garisson and Clyde"
"What? There just words!"
"It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him."
"Goodbye, you guys.
"Okay Kenny. Everyone knows you can't light a fart on fire!"
"...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
"How come you always want to make love to me from behind?
Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"
"Satan; Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?"
"It has Warped my fragile little mind.