Vincenzo (turning off the radio):
"What in the name of God is going on here?"
Amanda (nervous):
"Oh... uhhh... hi Vinny, I mean Vincenzo. I, uh, got distracted."
Vincenzo:
"Oh, you don't have to apologize."
Amanda:
"Really?"
Vincenzo:
"Mm-hmm."
Amanda:
"Cool. I mean, I'm just so terribly relieved that you aren't... pissed."
Vincenzo:
"Ohh." (surprised) "Pissed, miss?
(Amanda realizes her faux pas.)"
Vincenzo:
"(to Amanda)"
Diane Barrows:
"Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl."
Roger Callaway:
"I think you had it right the first time."
Clarice:
"I have never been more humiliated in my life!"
Alyssa:
"Want a bet? (she steps on the dress and it rips off clarice)"
-Amanda:
"Putter there..my names amanda!"
Diana:
"Gum.... Other Gum!"
Amanda:
"Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens."
Diane:
"Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me."
Roger Callaway:
"I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck."
Amanda Lemon:
"This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy."
Amanda Lemmon:
"I know, I know. Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me."
Roger:
"I don't know what's more bruised. My butt or my ego"
Amanda:
"All this money and these people eat slugs?"
Diane:
"Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax!"
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