The Three Stooges
Release: April 13, 2012

Moe, Larry and Curly return to the modern times on the big screen in a hilarious adventure for the whole family. Growing up in the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage, Larry Moe and Curly are not wanted by anybody, even a new couple who initially take Moe but later switch him with a boy named Teddy. Now grown up, the Three Stooges work as janitors at the orphanage and their unintentionally destructive antics have caused the orphanage to fall into bankruptcy, and it will close in three days unless they can secure $830,000. The Three Stooges go out into the city in search of the money where they get involved in many misadventures including acting as hit men for a women who wants her husband dead, and that husband turns out to be Teddy, their long-lost adopted brother!

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Larry: "How are we gonna get at the bell? It's hidin' in that box."
Moe: "Why don't you go buy a toupee with some brains in it. We'll cut it open."
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Dwight: "When you got nine teammmates, you got to pass it. You got to pass it!"
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Curly: "It's Attila the Nun! She's a hundred yards out and closin' fast!"
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Mother Superior: "I'm sorry, boys. Murph is very ill"
Larry: "Why isn't she in a hospital?"
Mother Superior: "Well..."
Sister Mary-Mengele: "I'll tell you why. Because we don't have any medical insurance."
Larry: "Well, you should get some. Just call that little green alligator guy."
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Curly: "Shame on you, Moe, you let your pride ruin everything for us and them kids."
Moe: "How dare you accuse me of having pride?"
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Mother Superior: "Like Moses in the desert, I believe the Lord will guide them. Because they're pure of heart."
Sister Mary-Mengele: "And dim of wit."
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Larry: "Hey, little fella, want a peanut? Dolphins love peanuts, you know. Here you go. Catch. (throws into the dolphin's blowhole and the dolphin chokes)"
Curly: " Oh, my God! I think he's snufficatin'!"
Larry: "Don't worry, pal, I know the Heineken maneuver."
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Teddy: "So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. Better yet, I'll tweet you."
Moe: "Oh! Tweet us to dinner? Soitenly!"
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Moe: "(points at Snooki's Guiness hat) Just 'cause she's wearing a genius hat doesn't mean she is one."
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Curly: "Hey look. We got a donut remover right here."
Larry: "What's a donut remover?"
Curly: "One of these. (holds up tag saying "Do not remove") Do-nut remover!"
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Moe: "What's that gadget?"
Teddy: "This is an iPhone."
Curly: "An eye phone? (takes the phone and holds it up to his eye) Hello? Hello? (hands it back) There's nobody there!"
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Moe: "Mind your P's and Q's."
Curly: "Don't forget to dot the I's."
Moe: "Certainly. (pokes Curly in the eyes)"
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Larry: "Uh-oh. Is that Sister Mary-Mengele?"
Curly: " I don't know, but the face rings a bell."
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Lydia: "Those three idiots are here!"
Mac: "The Kardashian girls? Where are they?"
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