Bean: the Ultimate Disaster Movie

Release: July 03, 1997

Mr. Bean is a lazy museum guard who the museum is getting ready to fire. But since the museum must give him three months notice, the museum decides to pick him to go on a two month trip to unveil Whistlers Mother, a very expensive portrait. After Mr. Bean accidentally destroys the painting that is where the fun begins.

Trailers

This is a more conventional trailer for the movie.

This trailer in done in the style of 90s fashion commercials.

This is an Australian TV spot for the movie.

Posters

Quotes

Kevin: "Oh, if you still can't sleep, come to my room. I got some great posters of Cindy Crawford on my wall."

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David: "I've given my life to art and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near are the pictures I draw on the pavement hoping passersby will throw nickels in my hat. I guess the long on the short of it: I wish I'd never been born."

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David: "Come on, everybody, it's gonna be great! Dr. Bean is a genius of the very highest order!"

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Mr. Bean: "Brace yourself!"

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David: "Oh Jesus! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Mary mother Jesus of Nazareth!"

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General Newton: "I don't know the difference between Picasso and a car crash."

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Lt. Brutus: "Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?"

Mr. Bean: "Not that I know of..."

Lt. Brutus: "You creatinley could use some."

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David: "Why am I worried about this? You did it! All I gotta do is go tell 'em what happened. But they'll say, "Who left him alone with the picture?" And I'll say, "Me". And they'll say, "You're fired" and I'll say, "Fine". They'll say, "No, no, no, firing's not good enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence". I go to jail, my wife leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick!"

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Mr. Bean: "MAGIC"

Mr.Bean: "Brace yourself."