The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Release: November 02, 1988
Release: November 02, 1988

Based on characters from the short-lived primetime series "Police Squad!". Infamous cop Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) has returned to L.A after kicking the asses of a slew of government tyrants. Unfortunately, during that time, his wife left him, and his partner Det. Nordberg (O.J Simpson) has been shot during a drug sting. An investigation into Nordberg's shooting leads him to L.A business titan Vincent Ludwig (Ricardo Montalban), who has sinister plans for Queen Elizabeth II's visit to the City Of Angels. Along the way, he falls in love with Ludwig's secretary Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley), but a sleeper-cell-type plan threatens to tear them apart.

Mayor: "The umpire. He saved the queen's life. Ed Hochen: It's not the umpire. (Frank Drebin takes off his umpire mask) Man in Stadium Crowd: HEY, IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO!!!!"
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Leslie Nielsen: "It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
Frank: "It's true what they say"
Frank: "Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat."
Frank: "Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."
Ed: "A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank. What we need are hard facts."
Frank: "Look, Ed. Ludwig was the only one besides us who knew Nordberg was still alive. Next thing you know, some thug tries to knock him off in the hospital."
Ed: "Yeah, but going into Ludwig's office without a warrant, you're taking a big chance."
Frank: "I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan."
Mayor: "Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy."
Frank: "Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy."
Mayor: "That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"
Frank: "It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press."
Frank: "Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."
Jane: "Goodyear?"
Frank: "No, the worst"
Jane: "I've heard police work is dangerous."
Frank: "It is. That's why I carry a big gun."
Jane: "Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?"
Frank: "I used to have that problem."
Jane: "What did you do about it?"
Frank: "I just think about baseball."
Frank: "[Jane climbs a ladder] Nice beaver!"
Jane: "[producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
Frank: "Interesting... Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today."
Jane: "I was young. I needed the work."
Frank Drebin: "[…is emptying out his files after being kicked off the force] Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!"
Ed: "He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank."
Frank: "Well, uh… [He quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]"
Frank Drebin: "[…is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer] Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
Jane: "[heartbroken] Oh, Funny Face."
Jane: "I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman."
Frank: "So am I..."
Vincent Ludwig: "[offering a cigar] Cuban?"
Frank Drebin: "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
Frank Drebin: "[…searches a drawer] Bingo! [pulls out a bingo card]"
Ludwig: "So they were able to get him to the hospital in time?"
Frank: "Yes, he's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle."
Thug: "Drebin?"
Frank: "Yeah!"
Thug: "I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig. [Shoots gun at Drebin]"
Thug: "Take this you son of a bitch!"
Frank: "I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
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