Good Burger
Release: July 25, 1997

The dimwitted Good Burger Employee, Ed, first meets laid back teen slacker, Dexter Reed. When Ed runs out into the street delivering fast food on roller blades thus causing Dexter to wreck both his mother and teacher's car. In order to pay for the damages Dexter gets a job at Good Burger. Meanwhile, across the street, Mondo Burger serves cheap massive burgers with huge pieces of meat using an illegal hormone called "Triampathol". Ed and Dexter must stop them and will do whatever it takes including dressing up as older women stealing an ice cream truck or getting thrown into a mental institution. Good Burger, in the meantime, is able to buy itself some time when Ed's special sauce becomes a hit. Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell of their own Nickelodeon sitcom star, opposite Abe Vigoda, Dan Schneider [who also co-produced], Shar Jackson, Jan Schweiterman, Linda Cardellini, and comedian Sinbad. Brian Robbins directs from the adaptation by Schneider and Kevin Kopelow & Heath Seifert; Based on their characters originated in the 'All That' sketches. Produced by Mike Tollin and Robbins; Executive Produced by Julia Pistor. Music Score by Stewart Copeland; featuring Spearhead with "Roxanne", Mint Condition in "That's the Way (It's Goin' Down)", "We're All Dudes" by Less Than Jake featuring Kel, and Warren G's "We Be Havin' Fun (Friends)". A Tollin/Robbins production for Paramount Pictures, with Nickelodeon Movies.

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Dexter (dressed up as a woman): "Can you kindly point us in the direction of the little girl's room????"
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Otis: "I should have been dead years ago."
Dexter: "Tough break."
Dexter and Ed: "Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail! Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail!"
Otis: "It makes me glad I'm not dead!"
Deedee: "Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?"
Roxanne: "Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf?"
Ed: "Uh... no!"
Dexter: "You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain."
Mr. Baily: "Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food."
Mr. Wheat: "Let me see your license."
Dexter: "Uh, yeah, regarding my license... I'd give it to you... but you're gonna have to wait."
Mr. Wheat: "How long?"
Dexter: "Uh... about a year... that's when I get one."
Roxanne: "Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?"
Ed: "I like to have dinner every night."
Shaquille O'Neal: "You're not like other people are you?"
Shaquille O'Neal: "Little man, I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger, and I don't see no tomatoes!"
Connie Muldoon: "Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce"
Kurt: "From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father."
Dexter: "I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft."
Ed: "You got it!"
Dexter: "Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe!"
Otis: "Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass."
Dexter: "Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?"
Otis: "I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce."
Dexter: "Shark poison!"
Ed: "Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?"
Dexter: "So, Monique, what're you gonna do tonight after you lock up?"
Monique: "I thought I'd go home."
Dexter: "Home? Why?"
Monique: "Well... that's where my stuff is."
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