Dexter (dressed up as a woman):
"Can you kindly point us in the direction of the little girl's room????"
"I should have been dead years ago."
Dexter and Ed:
"Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail! Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail!"
"It makes me glad I'm not dead!"
"Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?"
"Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf?"
"You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain."
"Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food."
"Let me see your license."
"Uh, yeah, regarding my license... I'd give it to you... but you're gonna have to wait."
"Uh... about a year... that's when I get one."
"Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?"
"I like to have dinner every night."
"You're not like other people are you?"
"Little man, I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger, and I don't see no tomatoes!"
"Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce"
"From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father."
"I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft."
"You got it!"
"Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe!"
"Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass."
"Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?"
"I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce."
"Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?"
"So, Monique, what're you gonna do tonight after you lock up?"
"I thought I'd go home."
"Well... that's where my stuff is."