Dexter (dressed up as a woman):
"Can you kindly point us in the direction of the little girl's room????"
Otis:
"I should have been dead years ago."
Dexter:
"Tough break."
Dexter and Ed:
"Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail! Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail!"
Otis:
"It makes me glad I'm not dead!"
Deedee:
"Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?"
Roxanne:
"Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf?"
Ed:
"Uh... no!"
Dexter:
"You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain."
Mr. Baily:
"Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food."
Mr. Wheat:
"Let me see your license."
Dexter:
"Uh, yeah, regarding my license... I'd give it to you... but you're gonna have to wait."
Mr. Wheat:
"How long?"
Dexter:
"Uh... about a year... that's when I get one."
Roxanne:
"Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?"
Ed:
"I like to have dinner every night."
Shaquille O'Neal:
"You're not like other people are you?"
Shaquille O'Neal:
"Little man, I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger, and I don't see no tomatoes!"
Connie Muldoon:
"Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce"
Kurt:
"From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father."
Dexter:
"I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft."
Ed:
"You got it!"
Dexter:
"Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe!"
Otis:
"Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass."
Dexter:
"Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?"
Otis:
"I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce."
Dexter:
"Shark poison!"
Ed:
"Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?"
Dexter:
"So, Monique, what're you gonna do tonight after you lock up?"
Monique:
"I thought I'd go home."
Dexter:
"Home? Why?"
Monique:
"Well... that's where my stuff is."
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