"Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?"
"Yeah, so fuck off and die."
"Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight."
"You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life."
"I can finally see, the one thing... the one thing that will relieve this horrible suffering."
"A live... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN!"
Stacey Q (On the soundtrack, performing the song "Make Love 'Til We Die"):
"I'm not your enemy and surely not your friend, but share with me your morbid love. WE ARE THE LIVING DEAD!"
"Are you on dope?!? Are you on PCP!?!??!?!
Tar Man Zombie:
"Brains! Live BRAIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!
-Tar Man Zombie"
"I can feel myself rotting.
"What? What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?
"I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains.
"Send... more... paramedics.
"You mean the movie LIED!?!?!?
"Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again!!!