The Return Of The Living Dead
Release: May 15, 1985

Middle-aged family man Frank (Jim Karen) trains teenaged Freddy (Thom Matthews) for his new job at a medical supply warehouse. In an effort to impress and frighten his young charge, practical joker Frank reveals that the warehouse basement contains a cannister full of a mysterious chemical capable of bringing the dead back to life. It seems that the cannister fell off the back of an army truck during an accidental outbreak of zombiedom. Frank and Freddy unwittingly inhale the chemical and release it into the warehouse. Turning to the operator of a nearby crematorium for help in destroying the suddenly undead specimens that surround them, they unwittingly awaken the residents of a nearby cemetary just as Freddy's pals arrive to party amidst the headstones and wait for their friend's shift to end. Meanwhile, Col. Glover (Jonathan Terry) waits for the call that his missing chemical weapon has been unleashed.. . . ACTORS- Clu Gulager - Burt James Karen - Frank Don Calfa - Ernie Beverly Randolph - Tina Linnea Quigley - Trash John Philbin - Chuck Jewel Shepard - Casey Miguel A. Nu

Chuck: "Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?"
Casey: "Yeah, so fuck off and die."
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Casey: "Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight."
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Suicide: "You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life."
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Freddy: "I can finally see, the one thing... the one thing that will relieve this horrible suffering."
Tina: "What, Freddy?"
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Stacey Q (On the soundtrack, performing the song "Make Love 'Til We Die"): "I'm not your enemy and surely not your friend, but share with me your morbid love. WE ARE THE LIVING DEAD!"
Ernie: "Are you on dope?!? Are you on PCP!?!??!?!"
Tar Man Zombie: "Brains! Live BRAIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!"
Half-Woman Zombie: "I can feel myself rotting."
Ernie: "What? What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?"
Freddy: "I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains."
ZOMBIE: "Send... more... paramedics. "
Freddy: "You mean the movie LIED!?!?!?"
Chuck: "Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again!!!"
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