Tucker:
"(To Jake) You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob WITH NO FUCKING TEETH!"
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Tucker:
"(To Jake) You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha!"
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Tucker:
"(To Jake) Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? What'cha gonna do about that?"
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Tucker:
"Our what?"
Jake:
"Your union cards. May I see your cards, please?"
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Jake:
"(To Tucker) "My name is Jacob Stein. I'm from the American Federation Of Music. I've been sent to see if you gentlemen are carrying your permits"."
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Elwood:
"So what kinda music do the bands usually play here?"
Bartender:
"Oh they play both kinds! they play Country AND Western!"
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Reverend Cleophus James:
"Praise God!"
Elwood:
"And God Bless the United States Of America!"
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Burton:
"Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!"
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Head Nazi's Sidekick:
"(To him as their car descends)"
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Curtis:
""Do you guys know 'Minnie The Moocher'"?"
Murph:
"I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola."
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Jake:
"SCMODS?"
Elwood:
"State County Municipal Offender Data Systems!"
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Burton Mercer (John Candy):
"Hi! Wanna hand me the mike? Thanks a lot. Hi this is car um...what number are we?"
Officer Mount:
"FIVE - FIVE"
BM:
"This is car fifty five..we're in a truck!"
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Joliet Jake Blues:
"Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ yes I see the light
-Joliet Jake Blues"
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rev. clephous James:
"do you see the light?
-rev. clephous James"
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police man:
"they broke my watch
-police man"
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Sister Mary Stigmata:
"Get out! And don't come back... until you've redeemed yourselves!
-Sister Mary Stigmata"
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Mystrey Women:
"I must now kill you... and your brother!
-Mystrey Women"
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Jake Blues:
"No, I didn't. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake; A terrible flood."
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Elwood:
"You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin."
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Elwood Blues:
"We're on a Mission from God
-Elwood Blues"
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