Harry:
"Helen... is having an affair!"
Gib:
"Welcome to the club, man!"
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Gib:
"Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?"
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Samir:
"Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
Harry:
"Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon."
Samir:
"I see. How, exactly?"
Harry:
"First I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then I'm going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
Samir:
"And what makes you think you can do all that?"
Harry:
"You know my handcuffs?"
Samir:
"Mmm-hmm."
Harry:
"I picked them."
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Gib:
"Do you think she's still a virgin?"
Harry:
"Don't be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?"
Gib:
"She's fourteen!"
Harry:
"She's fourteen years old!"
Gib:
"Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm."
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Faisil:
"They call him the Sand Spider."
Spencer Trilby:
"Why?"
Faisil:
"Probably because it sounds scary."
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Gib:
"Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."
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Faisil:
"Hey, watch it."
Gib:
"It's called ice, and it gets a little slick."
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Harry:
"In 90 minutes, the holy fire, will light up the skies. We will tell the the whole world, that we speak, the truth. No force can stop us now, we're cool, we're bad asses, blah, blah, blah."
Helen Tasker:
"Honey, if we're on an island, why are they using trucks?"
Harry:
"We must be in the Florida Keys. These are the islands that have highways that connect the islands to the mainland."
Helen Tasker:
"There's no borders, no customs. They can go anywhere in the U.S. They're will be no one to stop them."
Harry:
"But, us. Here take this.."
Helen Tasker:
"Oh, shit."
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Salim Abu Aziz:
"You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call "us" terrorists?Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless "you" "America" pull all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. But, if these de"
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Harry:
"There *is* no us, you psychopathic bitch!"
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Harry:
"You're fired!"
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Simon:
"I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!"
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Simon:
"Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!"
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Helen Tasker:
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry:
"Yeah, but they were all bad."
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Gib:
"Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery."
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Helen Tasker:
"I married Rambo!"
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Gib:
"Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!"
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Harry:
"Ask me a question I would normally lie to."
Helen Tasker:
"Are we gonna die?"
Harry:
"Yep!"
Helen Tasker:
"I'd say it's working."
Harry:
"They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up..."
Helen Tasker:
"Harry!"
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Gib:
"I'm beginning to like this guy. Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given."
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Gib:
"Seconds count buddy. Ditch the bitch."
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