Kermit, Fozzie, and the Muppet News Flash anchorman:
"Fozzie! This is all very embarrassing!""Don't worry Kermit, it won't leave this room." "Here is a Muppet News Flash! Kermit the frog to date Lady Holiday! Details at 11!"
"My luggage was sent out the door. Luckily, my radio is frozen to my wrist."
"Hey, gimme my night life!"
"Uh, don't we have a gig around here or somethin'?"
"I'll be stuck in the Big House for life!"
"I think I got my elbow in the picture."
"That’s OK, adds human interest."
"But I’m a bear."
"Looks like 'Steering Wheel Soufflés for dinner."
"Now I ask you wich one would you read?"
"I read the one that has 'Dear Abby'."
"Say, how are ya'll fixin' to pay for this?"
"What are our choices?"
"A) Crdeit Card B) Cash C) Sneak out in the middle of the night."
"We'll take C."
"Very popular choice."
"Hey Kermit, I'm getting hungry."
"Call room service."
"There's no phone."
"That's OK, there's no food, either."
Fozzie and Gonzo:
"Fozzie: "Uh, I think that's the English River."
Gonzo: "Oh. I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!"
-Fozzie and Gonzo"
Fozzie and Kermit:
"Fozzie: "Kermit? What does B. S. C. stand for?"
Kermit: "I dunno.
-Fozzie and Kermit"
Kermit and Nicky:
"Kermit: Nicky. Why are you doing this?
Nicky: Why? Because I'm a villian. It's pure and simple.
-Kermit and Nicky"
Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel:
"Pops: "Somebody's checking in!" (dings his service bell)
Guests: (opening their doors) "SOMEBODY'S CHECKING IN?!"
-Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel"
"Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [dogs heel] It helps to know a second language.
"MISS PIGGY STOLE MY NECKLACE!
"Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks?
"Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked...
Sam the Eagle:
"Sam the Eagle: You are all - WEIRDOS.
-Sam the Eagle"
"Mr. Holiday, sir. Will you let him go? If you hold him too long, he'll just give you warts.