Kermit:
"Fozzie - This is all very embarrassing!"
Fozzie:
"Don't worry, Kermit; It won't leave this room."
Anchorman:
"here is a Muppet News Flash: Kermit the frog to date Lady Holiday! Details at 11."
Kermit, Fozzie, and the Muppet News Flash anchorman:
"Fozzie! This is all very embarrassing!""Don't worry Kermit, it won't leave this room." "Here is a Muppet News Flash! Kermit the frog to date Lady Holiday! Details at 11!"
Scooter:
"My luggage was sent out the door. Luckily, my radio is frozen to my wrist."
Dr. Teeth:
"Hey, gimme my night life!"
Zoot:
"Uh, don't we have a gig around here or somethin'?"
Miss Piggy:
"I'll be stuck in the Big House for life!"
Fozzy:
"I think I got my elbow in the picture."
Gonzo:
"That’s OK, adds human interest."
Fozzy:
"But I’m a bear."
Pops:
"Looks like 'Steering Wheel Soufflés for dinner."
Janice:
"AGAIN?!?"
Editor:
"Now I ask you wich one would you read?"
Fozzy:
"I read the one that has 'Dear Abby'."
Pops:
"Say, how are ya'll fixin' to pay for this?"
Kermit:
"What are our choices?"
Pops:
"A) Crdeit Card B) Cash C) Sneak out in the middle of the night."
Fozzy:
"We'll take C."
Pops:
"Very popular choice."
Fozzie:
"Hey Kermit, I'm getting hungry."
Gonzo:
"Call room service."
Kermit:
"There's no phone."
Rizzo:
"That's OK, there's no food, either."
Fozzie and Gonzo:
"Fozzie: "Uh, I think that's the English River."
Gonzo: "Oh. I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!"
-Fozzie and Gonzo"
Fozzie and Kermit:
"Fozzie: "Kermit? What does B. S. C. stand for?"
Kermit: "I dunno.
-Fozzie and Kermit"
Kermit and Nicky:
"Kermit: Nicky. Why are you doing this?
Nicky: Why? Because I'm a villian. It's pure and simple.
-Kermit and Nicky"
Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel:
"Pops: "Somebody's checking in!" (dings his service bell)
Guests: (opening their doors) "SOMEBODY'S CHECKING IN?!"
-Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel"
Rowlf:
"Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [dogs heel] It helps to know a second language.
-Rowlf"
Woman:
"MISS PIGGY STOLE MY NECKLACE!
-Woman"
Delivery Man:
"Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks?
-Delivery Man"
Janice:
"Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked...
-Janice"
Sam the Eagle:
"Sam the Eagle: You are all - WEIRDOS.
-Sam the Eagle"
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