The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Release: June 14, 2002

A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.

Margie Flynn: "Francis, tell me the most amazing thing you've ever heard."
Francis Doyle: "[pause] There's this fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean and it has a spine sticking out of its head to lure prey. The females are the glowing ones and the males are smaller. After the male fish hatch, they bite onto a female, like parasites. But after a while they grow into each other and share the same blood and everything... They turn into one single fish."
Margie Flynn: "Wow... that's really weird."
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Sister Assumpta: "But make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits."
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