Jeff:
"So, I tried to call you yesterday... to see if you wanted to rehearse; I mean."
Janey:
"Oh. Ummm... Well my dad made us all go to the airshow."
Jeff:
"Was it fun?"
Janey:
"200 people standing around like this." [looks up at the sky] (sarcastically) "It was a blast!"
Drew:
"(Jeff is pushing Drew's old, corroded, smoking, brown Mercedes until the engine will start up)
You don't understand that this car makes a statement."
Jeff:
"Yeah, it says, 'Hi, I'm garbage.'"
Natalie:
"My shrink is right - I'm unloved, unappreciated, I only have one car..."
Lynne:
"(to Janey) Do you do everything you're told?... oh, God. You do."
Col. Glenn:
"[Janey is asking her father for permission to audition for DTV]
You're too young to go out at night, except for the occasional supervised school activity. When you're eighteen, then you're entitled to some nightlife. Now we had a deal, remember?"
Janey:
"We made a deal when I was seven and a half and night life was The Muppet Show!"
Col. Glenn:
"Don't sass me!"
Janey:
"I'm sorry, sir."
Janey:
"If I win I'm going to be on TV alright?"
Col. Glenn:
"Negative!"
Janey:
"Do you have a date or something?"
Lynne:
"No I wish, I just know I must be horny."
Janey:
"(about a motorcycle)
Is it safe?"
Drew:
"It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs."
Janey:
"What?"
Drew, Jeff:
"Nothing!"
Sister Immaculata:
"Stay away from him, he's a boy!"
Maggie:
"Sorry, I needed the phone."
Jeff:
"Why, the cabbage patch mothers are having a PTA meeting?"
Natalie:
"Excuse me! Do either one of you have change for a twenty?"
Janey:
"(sarcastically) Gosh, I dont' have anything smaller than a fifty."
Janey:
"(Janey looks at Jeff as if asking him if he has change)
Sorry."
Natalie:
"My Loss. Have fun."
Jeff:
"So I tried to call you yesterday... to see if you wanted to reherse, I mean."
Janey:
"Oh, ummm... well my dad made us all go to the airshow."
Jeff:
"Was it fun?"
Janey:
"200 people standing around like this
(looks up at the sky and sarcastically says)"
Janey:
"It was a blast!"
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