A cult classic about a young, death-obsessed man who falls for a 79 year-old woman who teaches him how to enjoy life.
Includes a groovin' score by Cat Stevens.
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Harold:"Don't die Maude, for christ's sake!"
Maude:"Oh Harold, don't upset yourself so."
Harold:"I love you! I love you!"
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Maude:"Oh Harold, I am happy! I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell."
Harold:"Farewell?"
Maude:"Yes, it's my 80th birthday."
Harold:"Well, you're not going anywhere, are you?"
Maude:"Yes dear, I took the tablets an hour ago. I'll be gone by midnight!"
MacGruber:"Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here. I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, Cunth, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable. Who's first?"
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