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If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!!

Release: January 01, 1974

If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind is a 1974 comedy directed by I. Robert Levy. The film was followed by the sequel Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? A 1970s sketch-style comedy featuring profane old ladies, gay cowboys and sex contests.

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Blaire Lily: "[Closing ChatRoulette tab after the friendly girl from Nevada contacts the Fresno County Sheriff's department and informs of an oncoming squad car to Jess' provided address] Okay Jess so the police are coming, they are on their way, you're going to be fine Jess."

Jess Felton: "[Grasping her ensuite bathroom door looking out at Blaire and Mitch whimpering and crying in fright] Why is she doing this?"

Laura: "[Skype IM messaging with a smiley face emoticon as Jess continues to cry and grasp her bathroom door talking with Blaire and Mitch in fright] Goodbye, Jess."

Blaire Lily: "[Jess' feed then begins to freeze and disappear] Jess? Jess, no, Okay run Jess, just run!"

Jess Felton: "[Rolling across bathroom door right to left in pain and struggle screaming before coming to a sudden pain filled plea] No!"

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