Rango:
"That's for my gun. That's gun lotion"
Bad Bill:
"If I ever see your face again, I'm going to slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables!"
Senor Flan:
" And so the lizard completes his journey. From humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today. And although he is certain to die, perhaps from uh... a household accident, which accounts for sixty five percent of all unnatural deaths. The people of the village will honor his memory even as they abandon their dignity."
Mayor:
"Control the water... and you control everything. But I don't have to tell you that, being a true man of the West as you are."
Rango:
"Oh, yeah. The West is the... the best!"
Rango:
" So you want something to believe in, Spoons? Believe in me. (points to "Shreiff" sign) Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there we've got hope."
Rattlesnake Jake:
"What was that you said? 'Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed'."
Beans:
"Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!"
Rango:
"I see you're communicating with the great spirits."
Wounded Bird:
"No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate."
Rattlesnake Jake:
"One bullet. I tip my hat to you... One legend to another."
Rango:
"I think the metaphor broke my spleen."
Rango:
"All right, folks; stand back, clear the area, this is a crime scene, now. Secure the parameter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA, I want a urine sample from everyone and get me a latte. Don't mix up the two."
Rango:
"I will blow that ugly right off your face!"
Rango:
"Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy-cupcake. Okay everybody, let's take it from the top!"
Balthazar:
"Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!"
Rango:
"Now, remember son: stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare."
Child:
"Who's Shakespeare?"
Rango:
"I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you."
Spirit of the West:
"No man can walk out of his own story."
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