The Hebrew Hammer
Release: January 23, 2003
Trailers
Theatrical trailer.
Posters
Quotes
Director's Note:
"Uncle Bernie, Aunt Shelly and all the Long Island Kesselmans - Thanks for letting us eat by you on Shabbat."
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Disclaimer:
"No animals or gentiles were harmed in the making of this movie."
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Mrs. Carver:
"What with all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something."
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
"Baruch atah adonoi... I don't know what the hell I'm saying."
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim:
"What you doing?"
Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
"I'm prayin' to God we don't kill ourselves gettin' over this wall."
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
"I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light."
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal:
"So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"?"
Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
"Right."
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Intercom Voice:
"Attention, all K-Mart shoppers, there are Jews in Aisle 12."
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
"Let's dance the Hora!"
Damian Clauss:
"You're a hora!"
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
"Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!"
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