The Hebrew Hammer
Release: January 23, 2003

A Jewish blaxploitation crime fighter known as the Hebrew Hammer must save Hanukkah from the evil son of Santa Claus, who wants to destroy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and make everyone celebrate Christmas.

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Director's Note: "Uncle Bernie, Aunt Shelly and all the Long Island Kesselmans - Thanks for letting us eat by you on Shabbat."
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Disclaimer: "No animals or gentiles were harmed in the making of this movie."
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Mrs. Carver: "What with all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something."
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver: "Baruch atah adonoi... I don't know what the hell I'm saying."
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: "What you doing?"
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: "I'm prayin' to God we don't kill ourselves gettin' over this wall."
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver: "I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light."
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal: "So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"?"
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: "Right."
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Intercom Voice: "Attention, all K-Mart shoppers, there are Jews in Aisle 12."
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver: "Let's dance the Hora!"
Damian Clauss: "You're a hora!"
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Mordechai Jefferson Carver: "Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!"
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Dot Yakko: "Dot: Oh! More naked people! Yakko: I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike...This is a church. -Dot Yakko"
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