Wise Guys

Release: January 01, 1986

Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein are both errand boys for the Mob. When they lose $250,000, they are set up to kill each other. But they run off to Atlantic City and comedy follows.

Trailers

This ad for a British TCM airing of the movie was originally posted to YouT...

This trailer was originally posted to YouTube by MunroviaPictures.

Posters

Quotes

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: "Don't touch the chrome, don't touch the windows, don't touch the upholstery, don't touch nothing!"

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: "Put the ten grand on the number two horse to win, in the second race. Now that shouldn't be too difficult, even for you two fuckin' stunods!"

Harry Valentini: "I'll buy you an eggcream. Happy Birthday."

Harry Valentini: "That's it! We're moving to Sweden."

Harry Valentini: "I hate this fucking job!"

Harry Valentini: "Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?"

Moe Dickstein: "It's the guy in the next stall Harry!"

Santo Ravallo: "Hey Harry, what happened to your face?"

Harry Valentini: "What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan."

Santo Ravallo: "Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis."

Moe Dickstein: "Happy birthday, to me. Happy birthday, to me. Happy birthday dear Moe. Happy brithday, to me."

Santo Ravallo: "This is the strangest pillow case I've ever seen."

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: "IT'S MY UNDERWEAR, ASSHOLE!"

Anthony Costelo: "This jacket actually is bullet proof."

Anthony Costelo: "Do we really hurt them by killing them?"

Harry Valentini: "It's all part of the grand design!"

Harry Valentini: "Thank you Mr. Acavano!"