Wise Guys
Release: January 01, 1986
Release: January 01, 1986

Harry Valentini and Moe Dickstein are both errand boys for the Mob. When they lose $250,000, they are set up to kill each other. But they run off to Atlantic City and comedy follows.

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Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: "Don't touch the chrome, don't touch the windows, don't touch the upholstery, don't touch nothing!"
Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: "Put the ten grand on the number two horse to win, in the second race. Now that shouldn't be too difficult, even for you two fuckin' stunods!"
Harry Valentini: "I'll buy you an eggcream. Happy Birthday."
Harry Valentini: "That's it! We're moving to Sweden."
Harry Valentini: "I hate this fucking job!"
Harry Valentini: "Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?"
Moe Dickstein: "It's the guy in the next stall Harry!"
Santo Ravallo: "Hey Harry, what happened to your face?"
Harry Valentini: "What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan."
Santo Ravallo: "Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis."
Moe Dickstein: "Happy birthday, to me. Happy birthday, to me. Happy birthday dear Moe. Happy brithday, to me."
Santo Ravallo: "This is the strangest pillow case I've ever seen."
Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: "IT'S MY UNDERWEAR, ASSHOLE!"
Anthony Costelo: "This jacket actually is bullet proof."
Anthony Costelo: "Do we really hurt them by killing them?"
Harry Valentini: "It's all part of the grand design!"
Harry Valentini: "Thank you Mr. Acavano!"
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