Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Release: March 19, 2010
Release: March 19, 2010

Based on the mega-popular novel by Jeff Kinney eleven-year-old Greg Heffley is just starting middle school along with his best fried Rowley Jefferson. Despite constantly being picked on by his older brother Rodrick and bickering with his younger brother Manny, Greg believes that he will be famous and popular one day--if he could only just make it through middle school first! Greg wants an early upstart to his projective fame but it seems that everything he does at school and at home is just another failure. Greg takes down his adventures in his personal journal--which may not be so personal since it is the subject of this film!...

Rodrick Heffley: "What did I tell you would happen if you ever went in my room again?"
Rowley Jefferson: "But your band is still playing."
Rodrick Heffley: "It's the bass solo, Turd Burglar! Don't you know anything about music? Now, I came up here to get a new drumstick, and now, Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone, I'm going to kill you. Literally, kill you!"
Rowley Jefferson: "I told you."
Rodrick Heffley: "Beat it."
Rowley Jefferson: "Okay, but I just want to say one thing! Run, Greg, run!"
Rodrick Heffley: "What? Let go, Baby Hippo!"
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Patty Farrell: "Make your move!"
Greg Heffley: "She's a girl! Where do I grab her?"
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Chirag Gupta: "Not good!"
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Fregley: "Hey, guys, wanna see my secret freckle?"
Greg Heffley: "Fregley. Sent home for hygiene issues at least once a month."
Fregley: "Check it out. It's got a hair in it!"
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Rowley Jefferson: "Geronimo!"
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Greg Heffley: "Like today, I heard someone in the hallway say that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean?"
Rowley Jefferson: "A butt can't be cute. It's a butt."
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Greg Heffley: "Okay, first of all, let me get something straight. This is a journal, not a diary. Yeah, I know what it says on the cover. But when my mom went out to buy this thing, I specifically told her not to buy one that said "diary" on it. This just proves Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age."
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