Gomez:
"Good show, old man."
Morticia:
"Why don't you speak with Fester, darling? He's right outside the door."
Gomez:
"I would speak with Fester if that WERE Fester. But, that is not! That's an impostor, an impostore! A charlatan! A sham! A counterfeit! A flimflam!"
Girl Scout:
"Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?"
Wednesday Addams:
"Are they made with real Girl Scouts?"
Pugsley:
"Are they dead?"
Wednesday:
"Does it matter?"
Dr. Pinderschloss:
"Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?"
Gomez:
"But, I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident."
Gomez:
"Spirits above me, give me a sign. Should I be joyous, or shall I be damned?"
Fester:
"You were a terrible mother! There! I said it."
Judge Womack:
"DAMN YOU, ADDAMS!"
Gomez:
"Sorry about that window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full!"
Judge Womack:
"You moron!"
Gomez:
"Ah ha! SHOWTIME!"
Gomez:
"We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you."
Mortica:
"He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entrée."
Morticia:
"Thing, you're a handful."
Mortica:
"Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job."
Sally Jessy Raphael:
"Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
-Sally Jessy Raphael"
Wednesday:
"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."
Morticia:
"Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack."
Mortica:
"Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
-Mortica"
Mortica:
"Wednesday, play with your food."
Fester:
"Your first cigar!"
Gomez:
"What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted."
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