Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Release: April 25, 2008

Picking up right from the first film, Harold & Kumar take a trip to Amsterdam so Harold can pursue a budding romance with his vacationing neighbor. The pair run into Vanessa, Kumar's ex-girlfriend, and her fiancé Colton, another old college buddy who helped Harold with getting a job at Brewster-Keagan, at the airport. During the flight, the two cause an incident which winds up getting them detained at Guantanamo Bay. After they manage to escape with Cuban boat people, they make it back to the mainland US and meet a variety of strange people on their way back home.

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Kumar: "I thought you were joking when you said that you have an inbred son who lives in your basement?"

Raymus: "Well it ain't a joke! Raylene and I here are siblings. And we get it on. But that don't mean we oughtta be judged!"

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Harold: "Why does everything has to be a huge argument with you, man?"

Kumar: "Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech no one's going to shut me up."

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Mr. Lee: "Look, we have been American citizens for over 40 years. Now frankly, I find this very offensive."

Intepreter: "They're using some sort of dialect I've never heard before. But I'm pretty sure he said something about going on the offensive."

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Neil Patrick Harris: "Did you see that unicorn? Its horn was so shiny..."

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Kumar: "You guys wanna hear something fucked up and awesome? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!"

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Neil Patrick Harris: "Gentlemen, start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy fuckin' ride."

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Harold: "After all the shit we've been through, I don't... I don't know if we can trust our government anymore."

George W. Bush: "Trust the government? Heck, I'm in the government and I don't even trust it. You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country."

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Vanessa: "You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab and like stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?"

Kumar: "First of all, that was Goldstein's idea, and second of all, had I known that the monkey had AIDS, I never would've done that."

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Kumar: "That looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard!"

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Harold: "It's because of assholes like you that we're even in this fucking place - fucking cowards!"

Terrorist: "Well maybe if the people in your country stopped eating *doughnuts* and started realizing what their government is doing to the world, "assholes" like us wouldn't exist!"

Kumar: "Fuck you! Doughnuts are awesome!"

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