Addams Family Values
Release: November 19, 1993
Release: November 19, 1993

On any day of the week, you could expect a newborn baby to be nurtured and loved by his older sister. Except, of course, if it's Wednesday. Pubert is the latest addition to the Addams family and, to prevent sibling rivalry escalating to fratricide, Wednesday and Pugsley are shipped off to summer camp and a nanny is hired. Debby Jellinsky is great with wrinkling baldies, which makes her the perfect nanny for Pubert and the unlikely wife of Uncle Fester. The question is..."Is she grave-digging or gold-digging?"

Wednesday: "Are you really alergic to everything?"
Nerd: "Ya! Do you wanna know what happens when my mom uses fabric softener?"
Wednesday: "What?"
Nerd: "I die!"
Nerd: "Ill never forget you!"
Wednesday: "You wont?"
Nerd: "Your too weird."
Amanda and Wednesday: "Amanda: Why are you dressed like that? Wednesday: Like what? Amanda: Like somebody died? Wednesday: Wait. -Amanda and Wednesday"
Debbie: "Sorry Debbie,no mercadies this year,we have to set an example. -Debbie"
Wednsday: "Uncle Fester's Going to marry Debbie................worse the Nanny -Wednsday"
Uncle Fester: "IT'S A BOMB!! -Uncle Fester"
Morticia: "I'm just like every modern woman trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. I only wish I had more time to see out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. -Morticia"
Debbie: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won't listen and so I have to use persuasion, and slides. My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they -Debbie"
Morticia: "You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him? -Morticia"
Morticia: "Marvelous news, I'm going to have a baby..right now. -Morticia"
Fester: "I AM AN ADDAMS! -Fester"
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