Osmosis Jones
Release: August 10, 2001

Frank is the zookeeper at the Sucat Memorial Zoo in Rhode Island with a very disgusting and unhealthy lifestyle. Despite his daughter, Shane's advice, he eats very unhealthily, and eats a hard boiled egg that had been dropped in a chimpanzee's feces. Inside his body, Osmosis Jones, a white blood cell who is determined for a little action, gets relocated to Frank's mouth to fight incoming germs. Soon, a virus named Thrax emerges from the egg Frank ate and plans to kill Frank with an infection posing as a common cold, with all the same symptoms. Frank's internal The Mayor is up for re-election, although a lot of his actions are responsible for Frank's deteriorating health. Frank winds up taking a cold pill named Drixenol, "Drix", who arrives inside his body and teams up with Ozzy. Ozzy and Drix must now team up to fight the infection before Frank slowly dies of it. Starring the voices of Chris Rock, Laurence Fishburne, David Hyde Pierce, Bradley Norwood, William Shatner, and Ron Howard, and the talents of Molly Shannon, Chris Elliott, Elena Franklin, and Bill Murray. Peter and Bobby Farrelly directs from the script by Marc Hyman; Animation Directed by Piet Kroon and Tom Sito. Produced by the Farrellys, Bradley Thomas, Zak Penn and Dennis Edwards. Music Composed and Conducted by Randy Edelman; Soundtrack on Warner Sunset/Atlantic, featuring songs from R. Thentic and De La Soul, Happy Roots, Fury, Craig David, Drama, Brandy, Trick Daddy featuring The Slip-N-Slide Express, Kid(ney) Rock featuring Joe C, DJ Spiller, Uncle Kracker, Solange, Control Freq, St. Lunatics, R. Kelly, Sunshine Anderson featuring Rayshawn Sherrer, and Debelah Morgan. A Conundrum Entertainment production for Warner Bros. Pictures.

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Dream Enthusiast: "Excuse me sir, would you like to see a free screening? We've got a live theater broadcasting dreams all the way from the subconscious in the brain."
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Ms. Boyd: "What a zit!... I mean, what is it? What is it? What do you want?"
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Mayor Phlegming: "Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank."
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Frank: "99 kinds of wings! 128 different dipping sauces! You love math, crunch the numbers on that - and tell me the possibilities aren't INFINITE!"
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Leah: "Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis."
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Drix: "Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine... Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets."
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Osmosis: "Nice genes. You got the chromosomes in all the right places."
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Osmosis: "Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came over on the umbilical cord."
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Osmosis: "In the words of the immortal James Brown - GET DOWN!"
Thrax: "James who?"
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Thrax: "This here little DNA bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown - six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly - I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record - until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!"
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Thrax: "Careful. I'm contagious."
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Thrax: "Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!"
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