Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Release: October 17, 2005
Release: October 17, 2005

Stewie Griffin Is Distracted From His Plans For World Domination After A Near Death Experience, Stewie Play's Nice Thus Creating An Alternate Goody Two Shoes Version Of Himself, Stewie Convinced That A Man On TV Must Be His Real Father, Stewie And Brian Set Off On A Cross Country Road Trip To Find Him.

Stewie: "[drunked] I don't know what you're talking about. I've never felt better [Pukes on Brian] Okay. Now,… I've never felt better."
Peter: "What? I just thought you go in the suit. Just like the astronauts. -Peter"
Stewie: "No! No! I don't want to die! I want to live! Liiiiiiiiiiiive! -Stewie"
Peter: "You know what really grinds my gears? People from the 19th Century. It's called an automobile.It's much faster than a horse.Get with the freakin' program! -Peter"
Chris: "I did it! I found the cheese! Oh boy, cheese! I love you,cheese. -Chris"
Brian Griffin: "Isn't there an 'O' in "country"?"
Quagmire: "Nope."
Stewie Griffin: "I'm going to go pump the chemical toilet. Apparently, you're about to do the same."
Peter Griffin: "You know what really grinds my gears?"
Gandhi: "... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way. -Gandhi"
Brian: "You're drunk!"
Stewie: "You're sexy!"
Horace Brian: "Horace: Hey, is he 18? Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21. Horace: Oh. -Horace Brian"
lady Stork: "lady: Where's my baby? Stork: Sweety, you and me are going to make the baby -lady Stork"
Peter Griffin: "For more about flatulence: You can visit my ass! [Farts]"
Scientist Walt Disney: "'Welcome Back,Mr. Disney.' 'Are the Jews gone yet?'' Uhh,no.' ' Put me back in!' -Scientist Walt Disney"
Peter Griffin: "Hey, Quagmire. You got a winnabego."
Quagmire: "You mean 'a wannabango.'."
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