A long time ago, I bought an LD player from the Sally Army thrift store, but I didn't have any LDs to test it with. I bought Golden Boy episode 1 on ebay, and soon found that the LD player was dead. Years later, I saw a less retarded-looking LD player at a church rummage sale. They wanted $7 for it. Awesome. I took it home and ejected the tray, and what to my wonderng eyes should appear, but KING RALPH on laserdisc, totally weird.
So now my collection consists of King Ralph and Golden Boy 1. 9_9
My Betamax collection consists of Star Trek the Motion Picture, and some weird movie called Wacko.
Oh yeah, LDs are a whole foot wide, and about as thick as two, maybe two and a half CDs.