hey now, I was looking at one thread about educational films in school and I feel a tad embarrassed to post this here, but did anyone have to face the horror of Sex Education class?? :shock:
I remember the teacher giving us permission slips to take that class since it was still a bit taboo in our schools (especially the Catholics). and the girls were giggling as they explain the so called birds and the bees aka where babies came from. this was of course right before AIDS became part of the vocabulary. does anyone else remember feeling embarrassed or ashamed to be a part of this rite of passage before the big 'P' came around (puberty)?
don't be shy. it's a natural thing as....as the teacher would tell us. :roll:
I remember the teacher giving us permission slips to take that class since it was still a bit taboo in our schools (especially the Catholics). and the girls were giggling as they explain the so called birds and the bees aka where babies came from. this was of course right before AIDS became part of the vocabulary. does anyone else remember feeling embarrassed or ashamed to be a part of this rite of passage before the big 'P' came around (puberty)?
don't be shy. it's a natural thing as....as the teacher would tell us. :roll:
It IS a natural thing to go through puberty. :x
We never had to have permission slips for sex education, as it was a major part of Health Class from 5th grade up to 9th.
Our teacher tried to tell us that you couldn't pee if you had an erection... like she'd know.
man, Sex Ed was weird. at some points, we divided up in to the boy / girl groups so each could be taught about that specific group's anatomy.
this topic also reminded me of that one Beavis & Butt-Head episode:
Buzzcut: So, Beavis and Butt-head, I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation. You see class, Beavis and Butt-head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, and if they do laugh they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents. Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed week. We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION! ...Now that that's out of the way, let's take roll! BUTKUS!! GAYLORD!! HIGHMAN!!
(Beavis and Butt-head struggle to hold in their laughter)
this topic also reminded me of that one Beavis & Butt-Head episode:
Buzzcut: So, Beavis and Butt-head, I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation. You see class, Beavis and Butt-head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, and if they do laugh they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents. Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed week. We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION! ...Now that that's out of the way, let's take roll! BUTKUS!! GAYLORD!! HIGHMAN!!
(Beavis and Butt-head struggle to hold in their laughter)
Tetragrammaton
Our teacher tried to tell us that you couldn't pee if you had an erection... like she'd know.
It's true!
And the title of this thread needs an "ADULT" tag.
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
I remember back in the seventh grade we had a sex ed class during study hall for a semester or so...anyway, the lady was pretty cool about the whole affair. She was young and quite frankly I believe she was just as uncomfortable as we were. So anyway, once a week she had this question box that people would slip pieces of paper into the box without writing thier names on it so that they stayed anonymous. She'd then read the questions, if any, aloud, and answer them. I remember like it was yesterday............
Teacher: Well, let's see what we have here....*reaches into box* Okay, here's one: 'Is there a bone in a man's penis?'
Class: :lol:
Teacher: N-no, there isn't a bone in the penis. However, when a man gets aroused, his penis does get very hard, caused by blood filling into the penis. It's....like a bone, I suppose.
Class: :shock:
I later found out that my friend Jessica had slipped that note into the box, in genuine curiosity. I never let her live it down. :lol:
Teacher: Well, let's see what we have here....*reaches into box* Okay, here's one: 'Is there a bone in a man's penis?'
Class: :lol:
Teacher: N-no, there isn't a bone in the penis. However, when a man gets aroused, his penis does get very hard, caused by blood filling into the penis. It's....like a bone, I suppose.
Class: :shock:
I later found out that my friend Jessica had slipped that note into the box, in genuine curiosity. I never let her live it down. :lol:
mr3urious
TetragrammatonOur teacher tried to tell us that you couldn't pee if you had an erection... like she'd know.
It's true!
And the title of this thread needs an "ADULT" tag.
done & done. forgive me if this one is a tad crude. :oops:
brown_eyed1
I remember back in the seventh grade we had a sex ed class during study hall for a semester or so...anyway, the lady was pretty cool about the whole affair. She was young and quite frankly I believe she was just as uncomfortable as we were. So anyway, once a week she had this question box that people would slip pieces of paper into the box without writing thier names on it so that they stayed anonymous. She'd then read the questions, if any, aloud, and answer them. I remember like it was yesterday............
Teacher: Well, let's see what we have here....*reaches into box* Okay, here's one: 'Is there a bone in a man's penis?'
Class: :lol:
Teacher: N-no, there isn't a bone in the penis. However, when a man gets aroused, his penis does get very hard, caused by blood filling into the penis. It's....like a bone, I suppose.
Class: :shock:
I later found out that my friend Jessica had slipped that note into the box, in genuine curiosity. I never let her live it down. :lol:
Yeah, the question box thing! Some students wrote some pretty stupid questions, like:
- When a man ejaculates, does the semen shoot out like a Super Soaker?
- If a man has lots and lots of sex, would his penis tend to fold on impact?
- If a man and a woman have sex, will the woman's butt become wobbly?
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
No. We did have a teacher and we watched her home movies of her giving birth to her kids. :shock:
Othe then that...
Othe then that...
I heard this one in an old TV movie: "To answer a question left on my desk: doing it in the swimming pool is not an effective method of birth control."
*snorts* not one bit. But in my biology class I took a few years back, we had to watch a video of how a baby develops in the womb. Showed everything that comes to it, from the time the sperm is ejected in the Vagina, to birth giving. The video showed the baby coming out n everything. It was nauseating really. :shock: It also showed the stuff that came out like the umbilical cord remnants from the sack. That I did not need to see.
mrs-link
1839 Posts
19 years, 1 month ago
im going through that shit right now....i have the permission slip in my back pack actually....speaking of which, i need my mom to sign brb....ok yeah where was i? Oh yeah, that... fortunatly, i get to only take it with the girls, so i wont have to deal with the giggling boys and girls shit...at least i hope not...
mrslink
im going through that shit right now....i have the permission slip in my back pack actually....speaking of which, i need my mom to sign brb....ok yeah where was i? Oh yeah, that... fortunatly, i get to only take it with the girls, so i wont have to deal with the giggling boys and girls shit...at least i hope not...
good for you. that was the way we did it in our school. I couldn't begin to imagine what the boys were talking about. and when they showed a film ending with the birth of a baby, I just kept my head down. I don't like to watch those kind of things in mixed company...even my own family. :oops:
mrs-link
1839 Posts
19 years, 1 month ago
skippymallory
mrslinkim going through that shit right now....i have the permission slip in my back pack actually....speaking of which, i need my mom to sign brb....ok yeah where was i? Oh yeah, that... fortunatly, i get to only take it with the girls, so i wont have to deal with the giggling boys and girls shit...at least i hope not...
good for you. that was the way we did it in our school. I couldn't begin to imagine what the boys were talking about.
I could. :D Man i hope we dont have to take the class with them, because none of the boys are really all that mature at my school....its gonna be suuuch a drrraaaggg. How i know? Because i have PE with all the preps....and i know them well enough to know they're going to giggle and shit....
i remember learning about this stuff in 5th grade. the best part was that becasue i went to a catholic school, they didnt call it "sex education" but was rather part of a course we had called "family life" i actually still remember beign in that class, and having some people have to leave because their parents didnt want them to take the class yet. we also took the course with the boys and girls in the same classroom, and as expected, nervous laughter and giggles abounded
IMissThe80s
this topic also reminded me of that one Beavis & Butt-Head episode:
Buzzcut: So, Beavis and Butt-head, I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation. You see class, Beavis and Butt-head here are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, and if they do laugh they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by all the other delinquents. Well, I was real glad to hear that, because this is sex education week. That's right, sex ed week. We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION! ...Now that that's out of the way, let's take roll! BUTKUS!! GAYLORD!! HIGHMAN!!
(Beavis and Butt-head struggle to hold in their laughter)
LOL...that was great!! Don't forget the episode where they have to see a birthing video with the girls!
Rhimmer
We did have a teacher and we watched her home movies of her giving birth to her kids. :shock:
What?! Are you serious?! I'd be scarred for life!! LOL
Sex ed didn't bother me one bit ;) I learned most of what I needed to know in Cosmo, anyway.
I think I can speak for a lot of people when I say that my "Sex Ed" was called HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and scrambled pay per view channel #99. But yeah, I had the more educational version in the 5th grade, boys in one room and girls in the other. I learned the more explicit things freshman year of high school. I had a creepy teacher though, not my first pick for a sex ed teacher.
-Thunderkitten-
72 Posts
19 years ago
Rhimmer
No. We did have a teacher and we watched her home movies of her giving birth to her kids. :shock:
Othe then that...
Yuck... there was one at my middle school that did that. I heard she got in trouble for it. Luckily, she wasn't my teacher so I didn't have to see that.
kimsy520
LOL...that was great!! Don't forget the episode where they have to see a birthing video with the girls!
I remember that! Mr. Van Driessen was with them too. Beavis and Butthead got up and left when the baby was born. They were horrified, lmao.
System
79987 Posts
19 years ago
mr3urious
TetragrammatonOur teacher tried to tell us that you couldn't pee if you had an erection... like she'd know.
It's true!
And the title of this thread needs an "ADULT" tag.
hmm i dont kno about that i have morning wood and when i wake up i have to freakin pee