Doofenshmirtz:"Alright, Danville, get ready for a carbon footprint you'll never forget!! [His -inator stomps onto the faucet, but Buford's Tuff Gum gets stuck to it] Hey, hey- What? Oh, see? This! This is why I hate nature! It's always getting stuck to your foot! Yech! [The waterfall drops off.] There ya go."
Farmer's Wife:"['Spring Water Bottling'] I can't believe it; You walk away from a profitable miniature golf franchise and open up a spring water bottling plant right in the middle of town! What; Didja think a mountain spring was just gonna fall out of the sky? [Indeed!]"