Here's a few that I care to admit:
One is Clock. I have Tourettes, which is a nerve disorder that causes uncontrollable twitches/vocalizations, ect. that are called Tics. (Tic-Tock...you see?) I personally HATE this one with a passion. :x
Another one is Jack the Tripper because of my inability to walk up or down stairs without tripping and falling.
The last one is the Streak. Once, while at the beach, I had a bathing suit on and the straps broke off, leaving my upper body exposed. I had to run across the beach, covering myself with my arms, so I can get a shirt out of the car.