wooster
334 Posts
17 years, 9 months ago
Yeah, remember before grunge came about, there was a strange interlude of pop metal of the mid-80s (Quiet Riot, Def Lepard, etc.) all the way up to Great White, Tesla and Whitesnake. Crap? Undeniably. Horrendous videos? You got it. The worst? "Cherry Pie" by Warrant . . . both in terms of music, lyrics and video. Laught at the lyrics, posing and imagery at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE
    steveo
    455 Posts
    17 years, 9 months ago
    This is about as bad as it gets.Nitro!!!! All about who could sing the highest pitch and play guitar fastest.Complete show-offs.Horrible.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu4EMgqjwc
      wooster
      334 Posts
      17 years, 9 months ago
      Yeah, I've seen that . . . it's horrendous . . .
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        17 years, 9 months ago
        "I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater." Ewwwwwww.

        "Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor, swingin' so hard forgot to lock the door. In walks her daddy standin' six foot four said, 'You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more.'"

        "She's my Cherry Pie, cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good make a grown man cry. Sweet Cherry Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!"
        "His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
          wooster
          334 Posts
          17 years, 9 months ago
          Don't forget DREAM WARRIORS from NIGHTMARE 3 . . . Dokken I believe . . .
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            Jesus_crysus
            1260 Posts
            17 years, 9 months ago
            wooster
            Yeah, remember before grunge came about, there was a strange interlude of pop metal of the mid-80s (Quiet Riot, Def Lepard, etc.) all the way up to Great White, Tesla and Whitesnake. Crap? Undeniably. Horrendous videos? You got it. The worst? "Cherry Pie" by Warrant . . . both in terms of music, lyrics and video. Laught at the lyrics, posing and imagery at

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDxz2bkfhE


            That Song Just Makes Me Think Of That XM Satalite Commercial Where This Brown Guy Was Sing That Song In She Car At A Red Light And These Chick Start Laughing At Him And Then They Throw Their Panties At Him

            Funny Commercial

            JOIN THE REVOLUTION
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              PoopsMcGee
              473 Posts
              17 years, 9 months ago
              For me, I can't conclude to which is worse. To me, they are all crappy and I can't pick just ONE. They all suck along with the whole "Hair Metal" genre of music. Makes me sick, that period of music in the 80's. And I love New Wave! Just Poision and G'N'R, Warrent all make me want to kill somone whenever I hear them.
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                Ackman
                911 Posts
                17 years, 9 months ago
                New Thing, Enuff Z'nuff
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                  JoltCola
                  132 Posts
                  17 years, 9 months ago
                  Personally, I loved all the Hair Metal. . . . .Skid Row, Guns n' Roses, Slaughter, Tesla, Bon Jovi, WhiteSnake, Warrant, Poison, the Crue, SteelHeart, Great White. . . .they were flashy, flamboyant, and ridiculous. And they packed the house a hole lot more than Nirvana or Soundgarden ever did! And the ladies came out in DROVES to sing along. . . which, we all know, is REALLY why the guys went to these concerts!
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                    COOLHAND
                    2938 Posts
                    17 years, 9 months ago
                    JoltCola
                    . . . which, we all know, is REALLY why the guys went to these concerts!


                    So then we agree, the music sucks...
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