Remember the south park episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger", and Wendy sang that song and it was like "the boss wants to see you, so you can suck his Balzac was a writer he lived with Helen Funt , she doesn't like him but thats because she's a contaminated water can really make you sick your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your dictate what I'm saying because it will bring you luck and if you all don't like it I just don't give a F**K"

I used to hear girls sing something similar in elementary school

Miss Lucy or Miss Suzie or the Pattycake song. Here is a Wiki article on it....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Susie

Thanks, these were so funny!