Creepiest song of all time that nobody pays attention to:
"Father Figure" - George Michael
I mean, just look at these lyrics:
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That's all you wanted
Something special, something secret in your life
Just for one moment
To be warm and naked at my side
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So, here we've established that he wanted to be naked with someone, and it would be a secret. So, who is he talking to?
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I will be your father figure
(Oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine
(I'd love to)
I will be your preacher teacher
(Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind
(It would make me)
I will be your father figure
(Very happy)
I have had enough of crime
(Please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
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So, he wants to be warm and naked next to someone who has a tiny hand? Umm...and he also mentions crime.
The backup singers are saying: "Oh, baby, I'd love to be your daddy. It would make me very happy. Please let me." (Go ahead and read it).
So...disturbing...what else can we find in this song?
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That's all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime
That's all I wanted
Just to see my baby's blue eyes shine
This time I think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong
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What kind of love can be mistaken for a crime, George? This is pretty disturbing. Anything else?
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Because all I ever wanted
It's in your eyes baby, baby
And love can't lie, no
(Greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always telling me so
(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I won't let you go my baby
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Love is a crime. You want to be naked and a father. And you want your lover to greet you with the eyes of a child?
Sorry, I find the song disturbing. Catchy tune, though.