The only reason most of these are being made is because they've become cash cows for the movie studios. Nowadays when you see a list of films playing or being made, it's either remakes or sequels.
-- The Brazilian Job ~ I can see this as a sequel, although every time I see the title I'm thinking of a prostitution ring.
-- I, Robot 2 ~ Hasn't everything been said in the first film already? Must we drag it out? No.
-- I Am Legend 2 ~ Same as above, I really don't think we need to hash out this story. I have a feeling it's going to be like the Helm's Deep scene in LOTR:TT, with those creatures attacking the village of the immune.
-- Beverly Hills Cop 4 ~ This one might be decent. Murphy needs to take off the rubber suits and get back to the role that made him famous. If done right, this could be a great film.
-- National Treasure 3 ~ I'll admit, I like these movies. I wasn't sure how they'd pull of a second film, but they did and it wasn't bad. A third would be interesting, despite everyone's affinity for comparing it to Indiana Jones.
-- Cars 2 ~ Hell, why not? This is one Disney commodity that hasn't spawned its own series... yet.
-- Toy Story 3 ~ It's a given that this one will rake in the dough. I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet, as a matter of fact. As long as it takes place amid the backdrop of the kids' growing up, it'll be okay. The second one focused too much on the toys.
-- Jeepers Creepers 3 ~ Ah, the cannibalistic scarecrow demon returns. I'm all for a naive group of young idiots getting devoured by a force of evil. Bring it on.
-- Shrek 5 ~ I guess when they run out of mystical characters, they'll run out of Shrek movies. Anyone see dark elves and orcs in an upcoming film? I hope so.
-- Night at the Museum 2 ~ This doesn't sound too awful of an idea. I'd rather see this then another Meet The... movie again (I find those films frustrating; I would have killed off the asshole in-laws in the first one, having no need of a sequel).
-- Crank 2: High Voltage ~ Alright, then.
-- Transporter 3 ~ Y'know, as great as Statham is getting now, I'm wondering where the hell he was in the casting call for Hitman. He would have been better than the pussy they picked for that film.
-- Super Troopers 2 ~ Broken Lizard are funny fucking people. I'm waiting for Potfest next.
-- Silent Hill 2 ~ Hmm... Well, I'm not familiar with the game series, so I really can't comment on this, aside from hoping Pyramid Head makes a return.
-- The Descent 2 ~ Okay... I wonder what the premise for this will be. Authorities investigate the cave and get mauled by the creatures? Another group of friends venture into the unknown? The lone surviving woman foolishly goes back? The creatures emerge from their caves to wreak havoc on a helpless populace? All of the above?
-- The Grudge 3 ~ Oh, Sweet Jesus. Do we really need another film about the belching ghost girl? Get Uwe Boll in on this so we can finally NOT see more.
-- Ice Age 3 ~ This time, with dinosaurs! Let's hope the fourth one involves a crashing meteor.
-- Ghost Rider 2 ~ Oh, good, a comic book film. I was getting the fanboy jitters until now. Praise Stan.
-- The Untouchables: Capone Rising ~ Since history shows that Capone rotted in jail after Ness put him away, this must be a prequel, then. I'm sensing many senior citizens walking out of theaters after this one is finished.
-- The Thomas Crown Affair 2 ~ Did anyone watch the first one? And if Pierce Prosnan is still doing films like this, why isn't he 007?
-- The People Under The Stairs 2 ~ What the hell? Where'd this relic come from? Didn't the people under the stairs leave the friggin house? So we've got new people under new stairs? Ugh.
-- The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor ~ Jet Li? Okay, so we're delving into Oriental mummies or is he racing against Fraser and gang for treasure? This reminds me: Where's Scorpion King 2, already!
-- Punisher: War Zone ~ The only thing disappointing about this is that Thomas Jane pulled out. He did so well in the first, was psyched for a sequel, yet removes himself? Dumb.
-- Starship Troopers 3: Marauder ~ Thanks for coming. Next!
-- Pink Panther 2 ~ Dammit, Steve. Make Three Amigos Dos, already!
-- Ace Ventura 3 ~ Allllllllllrighty then! Next!
-- War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave ~ Those aliens are coming back, Martha! Get the hose, Jesse! They're allergic to water! End of film. Good night.
-- Jurassic Park 4 ~ Jesus, just nuke the fucking island.
-- Scary Movie 5 ~ There is no God...
-- Saw 5 ~ Hail Satan.