Hi all, I hope this hasn't been covered yet but I was wondering what are you favorite movie quotes?

Here's some of mine for starters.....
Full Metal Jacket
"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f**k my sister!"

Commando
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry."

Dodgeball: A True Underdogs Story
"Steve is twice the pirate you'll ever be."

Action Jackson
"How do you like you ribs?"

Way of the Dragon (AKA Return of the Dragon)
"I'd like some chinese spare ribs."

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU! KARATE! JU JUITSU! And all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!

Hot Shots Part Deux
"War! It's fantastic!"

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
"Is your number still 911?.....Alllllrighty then."

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Hey, your the monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking."

Double Impact
Maybe I'm drunk today, tomorrow I'll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT!

Billy Madison: It's to damn hot for a penguin to be walken around here.

Charlie & the chocolate factory:Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Nightmare on elm street:Glen Lantz: Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.

The Water Boy: "Officers, get her little country ass outta here." "See this here? That's a national championship ring. Don't mess with the champ."

Billy Madison: "O' Doyle rules!"

Happy Gilmore: "Oh, you can count. Yeh Shooter, and you can count on me meeting you in the parking lot"


All I can think of right now.

Now who could forget this timeless Christmas classic.....


A Christmas Story
"You'll shoot your eye out."

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Major Payne
"Killin' is my business and business is good."

"If the Marine Corps wanted me to have a wife, they would have issued me one."

"I'm the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's work!" -Otis Driftwood, "The Devil's Rejects"






:twisted:

i hate trolls- WILLOW

leave all that can be spared behind, we travel light, lets hunt some ork! - FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

time for my knuckle puck- MIGHTY DUCKS 2

"Well if you give me a chance, I was gonna call you a crazy pig f*ckin' dumb a*s p*ssy piece-a-sh*t..."

Captain Spaulding, The Devil's Rejects

With that bug-eyed glare and chicken neck rotation, that scene gets a chuckle out of me every time.

The Breakfast Club

"Hey, homeboy--why don't you shut that door, we'll get the Prom Queen impreganated."

"Hey, screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place."

"PB&J with the crusts cut off...did your mom marry Mister Rogers?" "No, Mister Johnson."

E.T. Phone Home- E T

New Jack City
"I wanna shoot you so bad my dick is hard."

Batman Begins
"Didn't you get the memo?"

Man. I keep thinking of more I love all the time but yet I still feel like there is one I have to mention that I haven't mentioned yet.

LOCH NESS

Dr Dempsey - we'll have the greatest scientists coming here they'll look after it

lochkeeper - tell me dr dempsey wasn't it science that created acid rain and global warming

"Use the Force, Luke!"
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"The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi."
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"You've failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my Father before me."

"So be it... Jedi."

Team America
"Now, I've seen everything."
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"No"
"Well then you haven't seen everything."

More:

Breakfast Club:Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts!
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.


John Bender: Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean!
Claire Standish: SHUT UP!
John Bender: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your f---ing prom.


Ferris Buellers Day Off:[Cameron doesn't want to go out, but Ferris keeps calling]
Cameron: He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.


[a baseball game is on television]
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears

heres some of my best quotes: fight club

F*#k off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

FAMILY GUY MOVIE:
Let me tell you something *Nessa,* a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fu*#ing sock in it, you cow.

FULL METAL JACKET
The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Even More:

Family Guy : The Movie:Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.




Al Harrington: Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Wequapog!




Tommy Boy:Tommy: I l-left a message.
Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.






Tommy: Um, what my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[picks up model car]
Tommy: You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. Eeeee! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.
[grabs another model car]
Tommy: You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire.
[shouts]
Tommy: Eeee! I can't stop! Aaaah!
[smashes the model car against a lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! Aaaah! And your family's screaming, "Oh, my God, we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs!"
[sets the model car on fire]
Tommy: Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh, my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[retching loudly]
Tommy: All because... You wanna save a couple extra pennies. And to me, that doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars: Get out. Now!
Tommy: [Richard tries to douse flaming car] Do you validate?
Executive with Toy Cars: Now!



Tommy: Hey, what's your name?
Helen: Helen.
Tommy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guy's office and let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Tommy: Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?
Helen: God, you're sick. :lol:

Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent... New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: It's Austrian.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shiatsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of so how about quarter to eight?
Mary: [Laughs] Stop it
Harry: ok seven forty-five

State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!

Harry: What's her last name?
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Uh, it starts with "S". Let's see. Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah!
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Here it is! "Samsonite"! I was way off! I knew it started with an "S" though.

Lloyd: [to motorcycle cop] Tic-Tac, sir?

Lloyd: Do you realize what you've done!!! .. Wait!!!! ..................You'll have to excuse my friend here he's a little slow...........The town, is back that way...

Lloyd: Uh, Seabass? My friend Harry and I would like to buy you guys a round of beers just to bury the hatchet...
Seabass: Make it four Boilermakers...
Lloyd: Seabass offered to pick up our tab...
Waitress: Seabass said that?...
Lloyd: If that's Seabass over there...
Harry: That was great, how'd you think of that...
Lloyd: Saw it in a movie once, after that they catch up with him 'bout a half mile down the road and slit his throat...(speed up)...it was a good one.

Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!

Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Sure.
Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!

Lloyd: I just got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

Lloyd: I got 70 miles to the gallon on this hog